Mismatch the slogan and the product.

I don’t know if this is a fun game, or maybe just my idle brain on a Friday night that thinks it’s fun.

But I thought of combining one ad slogan / tag-line with the wrong product / service /event could be fun. And I’m sure smarter people than me can make hilarious contributions.

Trojan - Because you’re worth it.
George Bush - On the air, unaware.

“We answer to a higher authority” - NORML

KY - Where’s the beef?
Lifestyles Condoms - Beef, it’s what’s for dinner.

KY - “Are you gellin’?”

Grecian Formula - “It’s the real thing”

Prozac- The quilted quicker-picker-uper

Trojans- A girl’s best friend

The George W. Bush reelection fund : “How else could two months’ salary last forever?”

Viagra: Like a rock.

Ex-Lax: Snap! Crackle! Pop!

Tylenol: Betcha can’t eat just one.

Vaseline Intensive Care: Finger-lickin’ good.

Charmin toilet paper: Good to the last drop, or You’ll wonder where the yellow went when you wipe your ass with Charmin!

Flavored condoms: Tastes so good, cats ask for it by name (hee hee!)

Viagra: It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

I’m en fuego!

Wonderbra: Double your pleasure, double your fun.

Thighmaster: The best seat in the house.

First Response Home Pregnancy Test: Nothing says lovin’ like something from the oven.

Ex-Lax: Once you pop, you can’t stop or Plop Plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is!
(damn, ex-lax is easy).
This is fun!

Today Sponge: Is it in you?

Victoria’s Secret: It’s everywhere you want to be.

Aunt Jemima’s Syrup: What can Brown do for you?

FDS (Feminine Deoderant Spray): Does she… or doesn’t she?

Maximum Strength Monostat 3: It’s the cheesiest!

Metamucil: The best seat in the house.

That gets even better if you throw in the next line of the song, “STANDIN’ ARROW STRAIGHT!!!”

I knew there were witty people out there. This is fun reading.

How 'bout these slogans: I’m lovin it, Because you’re worth it, Be Afraid. Be very Afraid?

KY Jelly: Is it in you?

George W Bush Re-Election Campaign: Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.

McDonald’s: Because you’re worth it.

No-Doz: (little kid whispering) Zoom-zoom.

Real Doll: I’m lovin it.

San Diego Zoo: I’d walk a mile for a camel (and probably will, too).

“My husband, some hotshot. Here’s his ancient Chinese secret- flavored condoms!”

“That’s a spicy condom!”

Ex-Lax–“Gotta go gotta go gotta go right now!”

Ding-Dongs, Twinkies, Fruit-Pies, and Snowballs: The San Francisco treat.

Straight Dope: It’s what’s for dinner.
Straight Dope: When you care enough to post the very best.

Today Sponge: The Quicker Picker Upper
Viagra: She can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never let you forget you’re a man!

McDonalds: Mom… did you ever have that ‘not so fresh feeling?’
Burger King: Excedrin headache number 21
Hardees: Kills bugs dead.
KFC: Meow, meow, meow, meow…