Mismatch the slogan and the product.

Cafe Society
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I came to the game a little bit late, but I have a few submissons:

Thorazine® Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.

American Academy of Orthopedic Surgeons You deserve a break today.

Penicillin Clap on! Clap off!

Halliburton Business without boundaries.

Mattel® Barbie Dolls Look Ma, no cavities!

The victorious Bush reelection campaign Run for the border.

Penile reduction surgery Less irritating to the throat. :eek:

and of course the mandatory-

Viagra When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

and the even more mandatory-

Ex-Lax I think, therefore IBM

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Oops, that’s a little bit embarassing, I didn’t realize there was a page two! Then I read it after I posted. Sorry about the unintended plagerism on a couple of those (also must have missed the George Bush- run for the border on page one.)

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Viagra - It keeps going and going and going…
Playtex Tampons - It’s everywhere you want to be.

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Trojan - If it’s on, it’s in.

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Trojan - Like a rock.

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Actually, Viagra would work better.

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Feria - Maybe she’s born with it?

Enzyte - Be afraid, be very afraid.

Any hearing aid - Can you hear me now? Good!

Trojan - Is ready when you are. (Delta)

KY - A little dab’ll do ya.

Viagra - We bring good things to life.

Dulcolax - When it absolutely, positively has to be overnight.

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Castor Oil - Just For The Taste Of It

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micro$oft; "Resistance is Futile, you will be Assimilated

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D’oh, sorry everyone, forgot i posted to this thread earlier, mods feel free to dissapear this post

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I don’t think that’s a slogan, per se.

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Ugh! I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Peeps: Little. Yellow. Different. Better.

The birth control patch: It looks GOOD on ya!

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Cialis : “Manly, yes, but I like it too!”

Ex-Lax : "An-ti-ci-pation "

San Francisco Tourism Board “We’re looking for a few good men”

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Ralph Nader: An Army of One

NASCAR: It keeps going and going and going and going…

I am stuck on Krazy Glue 'cause Krazy Glue’s stuck on me!

Drano: Obey your thirst.

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Cialis: ---- WHAAAAATTTTTSSSS UPPPPP?
SPAM:

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That should be:
SPAM: You’ve Got Mail.
Urologist: Good Nuts are Good Health.
Florida Vacations: Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.
NASA: In space, no one can hear you scream.

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Yet another Viagra candidate: “It Takes Two Hands to Handle a Whopper!”

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Brilliant!

Awww.

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Exxon: We Run the Tightest Ship in the Shipping Business.

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Ex-Lax: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!