With my apologies,
Ex-Lax: good to the last drop. :smack:
This is very, very tacky:
United Airlines: I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!
Viagra - We try harder.
Superglue - Connecting people.
Rove, Cheney, Wolfowitz, Rice, Bush - Five Criminals . One Line Up . No Coincidence. (for pubbies: Bill, Hillary, Reno, Gore, Albright)
Whirlpool - Mischief. Mayhem. Soap.
No no no. Ex-lax - What can Brown do for you (your right Grasshopper, exlax is easy :D)
Armour Hotdogs - Where the pets go. :eek:
surprised no one’s done this one yet…
Microsoft - Resistance is Futile
Tampons - Is it in you?
The Real Doll - The best a man can get.
Viagra - Get it in 30 minutes or it’s free.
The New GTO: Have you had your V-8 today?
Valtrex (Herpes meds): Sometimes when we touch, the honesty’s too much
Choosey Moms Choose Ortho Evra
Viagra: When you care enough to send the very best
KY Warming Liquid: Reach out and touch someone
US Army: Do you have the Captain in you?
Ex-Lax: Where do you want to go today? (Yes, Ex-Lax is so versatile!)
LSD: Think different
MTV: This is your brain on drugs
Fatal Attraction: Do you have the bunny inside?
Sigfried and Roy-Show 'em your a tiger, show 'em what tigers do…
The Kerry Campaign- It’s the right thing to do.
Summer’s Eve- The Freshmaker!
Trojan: What’s in your wallet?
John Kerry: Some times you feel like a nut
Child abuse awareness spot(parent confessional type): It’s shake n’ bake and I helped
Tampax : it gets the red out.
any Coffee Brand It’s the Quicker Picker Upper.
Viagra It’s the Real Thing.
Karoke Is it live or is it Memorex?
Any Anti-Physcotic Med sometimes you feel like a nut.
Trojan Don’t leave home without it.
Bush’s Campaign We answer to a higher Authority.
KY Warming Lotion Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
Viagra Like a Rock.
Any Hearing Aid Product Can you hear me now?
Viagara We Bring Good Things To Life. Viagra is way too easy and fun.
Viagra We Try Harder.
**Wall Street Journal and Metamucil: ** I think, therefore IBM.
Breast implants - Is it live? Or is it Mammorex?
ExLax: Where do you want to go today?
Wonderbra or Viagra: The quilted quicker picker upper.
Any music cd or concert: Can you hear me now?
Golf clubs: Built for drivers.
Ex-Lax: Plop plop. Fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is…
Or:
Ex-Lax: We try harder.
Honey Nut Cheerios: Be(e) you.
A new Dog Exercising machine: meow meow meow meow.
Swearing: Freshens bad breath.
Tampax: What’s in there?