A slogan game? You bet your sweet Aspercreme!

I’ll start off by asking, who among you has seen this commercial? God help me, I love it. The overly excited, sing-song “You bet your sweet Aspercreme!” had me rolling the first time I heard it. Too funny.

So anyway, this is the Slogan Game Thread. You post one ad slogan. Someone comes along thinking Hey, I know that one! and they post the product that belongs with the slogan. Then they’ll provide a slogan and someone else comes along to match product to slogan, and so on and so forth.

Like this: Poster A (that’ll be me): “Just Do It”
Poster B (that’s you… or you, whoever decides to go first): Hey, that’s Nike! <insert new slogan here>


… I swear, I had a slogan in mind when I started this thread and now I have a Celine Dion song stuck in there (“Because You Loved Me”, in case you’re wondering). WTF?

Anyway, “Good to the last drop.”


Don’t Leave Home Without It.


Is it in you?

Gatorade. And probably some Adult film company, too.

Dogs don’t know it’s not bacon.

P.S. It’s actually Maxwell House. :slight_smile:

Beggin’ strips.

The last place you’d ever go for a burger is now the first.

Let’s get a little more difficult:

“Worth a Guinea a Box!”

“If it Ain’t ____, it Ain’t Worth a Fuck!”

If I may offer corrections:

Maxwell House is good to the last drop.

And don’t leave home without American Express.

If I mayn’t, then just ignore me.

Beecham’s Pills

“News for Nerds. Stuff that Matters.”

“50,000 monkeys at 50,000 typewriters can’t be wrong”


“See the USA in your ______”

“The best part of waking up, is _____ in your cup.”


The unsinkable taste of ______________


“Don’t be vague…”

“Ask the man who owns one.”

“Because I’m worth it.”


“A little dab’ll do ya.”


__________ hits the spot.

A car that was just barely of my time – Packard.

Keeping to the theme –

“When better automobiles are built, ______ will build them.”

Actually I thought it was better to put a new item to another slogan.
Maxwell House – Is it in you ?

Its Everywhere you want to be.

There are somethings money can’t buy. Foreverything else there is sex.


“(Name) is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one.”


The freshmaker!


Whe it rains, it pours.