I found Elizabeth Hasslebeck sounding dumb about evolution. Come on, Bricker. I’m giving you gold.
I would search for clips from the following shows:
-Any Real Housewives show
-Any Bravo Networks reality show
-Any of the VH1 “Love” shows (Flava of Love, Rock of Love, Daisy of Love, I Love New York)
-The Jersey Shore
-Clips used by The Man Show or Tosh.0
-Any clips of beauty pagent responses
-Any clip featuring Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Lindsey Lohan, Brittney Spears, or Heidi Spencer
-Any episode of The View
-Any woman saying anything
Surely Jenny McCarthy can help you out.
I have to admit I watched a reality show once, I believe the name is Beauty and the Geek? (whichever the one is where they put “nerdy” guys and hot girls together). I think it was the first season, and the challenge in this particular episode was for the girls to assemble and launch a model rocket after being coached by the guys. During an interview snippet with one of the girls, she said something to the effect of:
“This is going to be pretty hard. I’m not very good at astrology.”
If you can find that clip, it’s comedy gold.
Going to Nzinga’s link and following the YouTube chain, I found this (Kelly Pickler saying she thought Europe was a country). Lots of other “dumb” videos there, some with hot young gals.
Oh yeah, Beauty and the Geek is a gold mine.
I couldn’t find a clip, but there was an episode of Weakest Link which had cheerleaders or Hooters girls or something. One called another stupid by saying something like “At least I know that George Bush is on the one dollar bill!”
In “Holly’s World,” Holly Madison is set up on a blind date. After the date, she says that he wasn’t smart enough to go out with her, that she needs a really smart guy, “like an alchemist.”
Hard to top Jessica Simpson’s “I know it’s tuna, but is it chicken ?!” bit.
I don’t have a clip, but when she hosted a Brady Bunch reunion on TVLand a few years ago, she said something about someone “having the cannolis to get things done.”
Snooki: “I feel like a pilgrim in the 1920s.”
Does it still count of dumb when you find out how much she banks every year?
I’ve been looking for a clip (no luck so far), but ESPN ran some cheerleading competition show a few years back and one of the prospective cheerleaders told the judges “I have my own business in publication licensing, but my real passion is fire.”
Discovery Channel’s ‘Man, Woman, Wild’. Basically it’s in the same thing as Man v Wild or Survivorman except it’s an annoying couple instead of an ex Brittish SAS survival expert.
The entire time, the woman is complaining about everything. “I don’t see anything to eat”, “I can’t believe we have to eat this”, “I need a fire”, “I can’t sleep”, “wah”.
The entire time, while the guy is calling her “babe” and “sweetie”, he seems to have this look on his face "I wish I was Les Stroud carring 120 pounds of camera crap by myself instead of this annoying bitch. Bear Grylls never has to put up with this shit. "
At work, so I can’t post a link, but it’s on youtube still I guess.
Jennifer Garner chides Conan O’Brien on using the made-up word “snuck”. To paraphrase - “Snuck is not a word Conan - you should know better as a Harvard Graduate!”
Well, I was going to try to find some videos to make a real contribution to this thread, but this video made my brain come to a screeching halt. Not only does she think Europe is a country, but she thinks France isn’t.
That is awesome.