Misquote a famous line

Ich bin ein Berliner.

Imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.

Don’t call us, we’ll send an e-mail.

-“BB”-

Every rose has its stamen.

Don’t go around tonight
Well it’s bound to take your life
There’s a bathroom on the right

“Soon and Very Soon we are going to Burger King”
“Soon and Very Soon we are going to Burger King”
“Soon and Very Soon we are going to Burger King”
“Hallelujah, Hallelujah, we are going to Burger King”

Have it my way.

These ants are my friends, they’re blowin’ in the wind

Tea, a drink with Jan and Fred.

Once upon a midnight dreamy, as a drank my coffee creamy,…

Rome wasn’t burned in a day.

Robert Picardo as well. “To baldly go where no one has gone bald before.”

Cogito ergo spud – I think, therefore I yam.

I yam what I yam – Popeye.

Accidents cause people.

DAMN! YAM! I love that one! Next time I need a sig line somewhere…

I yam who I yam. - Jehovah. Exodus 3:14

I came, I saw, I conked out.

Good feces make good neighbors.

I came, I saw, I scored.
- Maradona

Too many cooks with hands make light work of spoiling the broth.

We wish you a meretricious and a happy new year. - Dorothy Parker