Bone Collectors–terminology and technique
For the serial killer in your life.
My online gynecology service linked me to American Kennel Club’s stud book register.
They did what, now?
Grits are still reading Are You There God? It’s me, Margaret
Wait, grits are reading? And at a teenage level? Our pursuit of GMO has gone too far.
As in “Kiss my…” ?
I’m only familiar with the Classic How to Keep Your Volkswagen Alive. There were others in the series?
Epstein Comedy Films ….. a dead genre?
Too soon.
I thought this referred to the basic Volkswagen Owner’s Manual. I had no idea that there was a “series”!
Porn films that could use a “woke” remake.
Pretty much all of them, I’d imagine.
Podiatrists you both love and hate
I mean, he’s taking good care of my bunions, but really screwed up my torn achilles…
The He-Man Woman Hitler’s Club
You must have exactly 1 ball to enter.
Unless you’re a designated Hitler, then you can hope for balls if you specialize in stealing bases.
Mess with the girl, and you get the HITLERRRRR!
Knock three times, and whatever’s behind the drywall will swoop down on you. 
Do all English majors wear this golden necklace-looking thing?.
Not at all what I was expecting.
It’s so people won’t confuse them with sociology majors.
So those are the ones wearing the mouse ears? Got it.
The computer folks have propeller beanies and the art history women wear cat ears headbands. The contemporary literature types have the Vulcan / elfin pointy rubber ears.
It’s all so simple once somebody explains it all. 
SURPRISES.
Though I guess if a leopard starting using forks and knives, that would count as a surprise…