I recently finished watching Stranger Things, and there are a lot of things that I expected to see that I didn’t.
- Kali was dreadfully underused in the fight against Vecna. When your environment is a memoryscape, illusion control is, effectively, reality control. Instead, she just grabs a kitchen knife? That was the big plan? Max, or anyone, could have done that.
- They never used the “kryptonite projectors” against Vecna. Nobody ever even suggested using them. When you’re fighting a Kryptonian, you use kryptonite.
- Kali’s big point was that, even if Dr. Kay was killed, someone would replace her, just like she replaced Dr. Brenner. But she missed the obvious way to break the cycle: By being the people who replace Kay.
- And that’s relevant, because what they did didn’t break the cycle. The meteor or whatever it was that Henry found as a boy came from somewhere. Where did it come from, and how? Are there any more of those mindflayer-rocks around anywhere? Or that same original one, for that matter? Could more show up?
- Not to mention, the Russians have rift-generation tech. They were only able to get it to work in Hawkins, within the bounds of the original Upside-Down, but what’s to say they couldn’t refine it to produce them anywhere? And they didn’t need Henry’s blood to do it, either.
- In short, once you’ve established that crazy shit can happen, you need to be prepared for the possibility that more crazy shit might happen.
- And speaking of the Russians, we don’t see anything more from the two Russians who helped out in Season 4. You’d think you’d want everyone who’s been able to fight the monsters before on your side. They even threw out one proposed plan because they didn’t have anyone in The Party who can fly a helicopter.
- When they tracked the Demogorgon, it led them right to the Wall (and you know that was the inspiration for it). Now that we know that the Demogorgons weren’t going beyond the Wall, where were they going? Climbing up the Wall to the Abyss? Then they should still have been trackable.
- The jocks beating up Dusty at the beginning of the season were never followed up on. What happened to resolve that, and if they weren’t going to resolve it, why even include it? Did Steve clear things up with them? Or maybe explain to them that Dusty was part of the team that was fighting the demons that killed their friends (remember, they saw one of Vecna’s killings: They know there’s something supernatural going on).
- Speaking of knowing that there’s something going on: The colonel said, in the previous season, that the reason why he was hunting Eleven was because he thought it was more plausible that she was behind the trouble than that it was due to some extradimensional monster. But then he saw the extradimensional monster slaughter his troops. He really ought to have had a face turn after that.
- And speaking of face-turns, I was also expecting to see one from Derek. He turned for a while, but the last decision he made was to chicken out after Vecna showed him visions of his family, dead. He really needed to redeem himself somehow after that.
On another note, Netflix queued me straight into an animated spinoff of the show. Is that worth watching? I’m guessing no, but I haven’t tried any of it yet.