I just need some help finding threads/messages on this board. First, I remember one thread in which someone gave instructions on how to do the perfect shoe shine. I have a new pair of shoes and want to start off on the right foot ( no pun intended. ) Second, on some thread ( possibly in the GD forum, but probably here ) someone posted a link to a transcript of Wiley Coyote’s lawsuit against Acme Corp. It was funny as hell, and I can’t find it now. If anyone remembers these ( or posted these messages themselves ) please put up the links here. I would really appreciate it.
“Oh we were brought up on the Space-Race, now they expect us to clean toilets. When you have seen how big the world is how can you make do with this?”
Pulp, “Glory Days”