eh mang, mister scapegoat, let’s take over america, whadaya say? I mean, it’s inhabited by lazy fat fucks heading towards bankrupcy, and can’t argue worth jack. So their military defense can’t be that hard to break! Unlike them, we’re fit, smart, we have a life, and don’t dwell in this hellhole forum. We are WINNERS!!! And of course, we’re great at saving money!
Please be a comrade and responde me mang.
But umm…if yer already in america, nevermind…I’ll take you OVER!! BWHAHAHA@!$%%#
Well shit mang, i’m already better than j00. In my country, we don’t bitch. We bash each other’s skulls and have a nice brain soup. J00r stinky arse is wasting sunlight for my lettuce mang. Get in the shadow. ACtually, come over here…promise won’t hurt ya.
WOOOOOOOO 
And the Most Incoherent Newbie Award goes to…
I believe I speak for majority of the posters on this board when I say, “What?”
It’s posts like this one that make me glad I gave up acid.
Fascinating. It apparently has the limited ability to manipulate small objects, and some rudimentary intelligence. Let’s hope it evolves to make the best use of its environment. Otherwise, we’ll nuke the little shit.
It’s also a bit late to be addressing posts to TUS - he was banned in his most recent incarnation a day or so ago.
Ah boo…
welp, before i get any more flames…heh
i guess i’m no good at satire 
kill meeeh >.<
This thread is too stupid to live. I’m closing it.
WonTonFu, if the only reason you registered is to flame someone else, don’t bother posting. If you wish to stick around and make real contributions, then welcome.
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