Mixed-up Movies

I’m going to post two well-known lines, that seem to go together, from different movies. The next poster must name the two movies and then post two lines of his own.
The lines can be actual quotes or paraphrases.
We can include TV shows as well.
Even if a line is not a quote, use them anyway.
“Do you pick your feet in Poughkeepsie?”
“Well, do ya, punk?”

The French Connection and Dirty Harry

You talking to me?

What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.

“I am Spartacus!”
“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

Spartacus and The Princess Bride

Uh, you didn’t quite grasp the concept, Professor.
You post the names of the 2 movies the previous poster took lines from, then add 2 lines from 2 movies for the next poster.

Lines in play:

“You talking to me?”

“What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.”

Oops. Taxi Driver & Cool Hand Luke.
“Why, there’s seven little chairs. Must be seven little children.”
“We welcome you to Munchkinland.”

Snow White and The Wizard of Oz

Shane. Shane. Come back!
I’ll be back.

Shane and The Terminator

“Go to lunch. Will you go to lunch?”
“Mmm-hmm! This is a tasty burger!”

Glengarry Glen Ross and Pulp Fiction

“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”
" As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again. "

The Silence of the Lambs and Gone With The Wind

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”

“Tastes like snozzberries.”

Apocalypse Now and Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

“You… you bungled it. You and your stupid attempt to buy it. Kemedov found out how valuable it was, no wonder we had such an easy time stealing it. You… you imbecile. You bloated idiot. You stupid fat-head you.”

“If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.”

Maltese Falcon and Bambi

“Why don’t you come up sometime and see me?”
“I want to be alone.”

She Done Him Wrong and Grand Hotel
" Let me get this straight: you don’t believe in God because of “Alice in Wonderland”? "

" I find your lack of faith disturbing."

Too hard? Dogma and Star Wars.

“If you build it, they will come.”

“Welcome to the Thunderdome!”

“Field of Dreams” and “Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.”

“You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

" How many yachts can you water ski behind? "

Jaws and Wall Street

“Who you gonna call?”

“Pazuzu, king of the evil spirits of the air, help me to find Kokumo!”

Ghostbusters and Exorcist II The Heretic

“Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac…It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!”
“Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.”

Caddyshack and Dead Poets Society

“So you know me. You know my reputation- 13 inches of tough load.”
" This one goes to 11. "

Boogie Nights, This is Spinal Tap

“A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That’s like, sixteen walls.”
*‘Nothing’ goes over my head…! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it."

Deadpool and The Guardians of the Galaxy

" Years ago my mother used to say to me, she’d say, “In this world, Elwood, you must be” - she always called me Elwood - “In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.” Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."

“Bah! Humbug!”

Harvey and A Christmas Carol

“I’ve tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones. I’ve worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn’t work out between us.”

"What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. "