MLB insensitive to cows!

I would never mock a cow, would you?

Does this mean we have to make a choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich?

I vote for the Arm Pit.

Like!

Did PETA just misgender all those bulls?

The same PETA that kidnaps pets and euthanizes them? Yeah, I just can’t bring myself to care what they think.

PETA always makes my eyes roll whenever it helpfully pops up with one of these weird alternative terms. But, just like I’m not going to say “bring home the bagels” or “take the flower by the thorns” instead of “bring home the bacon” or “take the bull by the horns,” I’m not going to take them up on this suggestion, either.

Yeah. The lead sentence in the article said, “PETA wants.” Everything after that is irrelvelent.

On the other hand, it would liven up baseball if the penalty for a blown save was to be slaughtered in the bullpen.