PETA: Bite my green and gold ass.

Note: this thread is not aimed at vegans or vegetarians in general. :wink:

Apparently PETA wants a Minnesota high school to change the name of its sports teams. They think the nickname “Packers” is inappropriate.

And to jarbaby and all her Bear fan cohorts…let me just throw a pre-emptive “bite me” your way, for good measure. :smiley:

Of course Bears are carnivores…so watch yer back…

Actually, bears are omnivores, like us humans.

How long until Earth First! asks Northern Arizona University to drop their nickname, “Lumberjacks?”

You should all change your names to Chelsea Football Club.

That way Chelsea may actually win something some year.

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Well hell, I’d want my high school football team to be identified with that. If I had my way, I’d name the team the “Austin High Murderers” with the motto “Come onto our home field and we’ll kill you!”

None of these namby-pamby “Austin High Fuzzy Bunnies” or “Austin High Puppydogs”. I want a name that puts FEAR into the other team. If it takes meatpacking to do that, I’m okay with it.

I’m giggling to myself at the idea of a team of meat-eaters playing football against a team of healthy vegetarians.

[sub]Yes, I know of the euphemism for “corn-fed Nebraska beef” or whatever. But STILL. It’s FUNNY.[/sub]

‘Cause let’s face it, kiddies. Screamin’ cows & piggies is goood eatin’!

And you’ve got to love this one:

Ah, those PETA folks are a real hoot!

Am I the only one who thinks the name “Pickers” would take on an association other than “people who eat veggies”?

“Yup, I’m Nosegaurd for the Pickers…”

Wait a moment, so what do the PETA people call those who pack vegetables into cans? Aren’t they packers also?

No, they don’t “pack”, they “can”. Which is just as dispicable. Did you know the poor tomato is as sensitive and intelligent as the average orange? Most tomatoes are killed by being hung from their vines and slit open. Sometimes, before canning, they are mercilessly pulverized into a liquid paste. No, naming a football team after the monsters who perform these atrocities would be just as horrible.

Hehehe. As a vegetarian, lemme just say this is the most idiotic thing I’ve heard of.

Slight highjack: In the Dallas area there is a high school known as the Frisco Fightin’ Coons. Their mascot is indeed a mean-looking racoon. For those who don’t know, coon is also a derogatory term similar to the “N” word, used primarily in the south.

The school’s been called that for many years, and I seriously doubt that anyone really thought they we’re calling themselves the Fightin’ “N” words. Even if (especially if) every person in Frisco were card-carrying KKK members, why would they call themselves by a racial slur?

Politically correct uproar ensued a few months ago about the name. Dunno whatever became of it. I just think it’s interesting that many of the kids interviewed for the news had never heard coon used as a derogatory term. Congrats, Mr. and Mrs. Politically Correct. You have just taught our children another ethic slur!

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I hadn’t heard about that. I had always wondered, though, as I always giggle whenever I drive past the old “Fightin Coons” water tower. And yes, you’re right about the PC gang essentially reviving a long dead racial slur.

“We think it’s time to send the Packers packing and have the team’s name reflect a kinder profession.”

Yeah, like…like…Professional Football Players!

And I thought for a second that PETA was anti-sodomites.

Glad that got cleared up!

Whew.

:rolleyes:

You know, there’s a lot of good things that PETA could be doing. There’s a hell of a lot of animals out there that are being mistreated, puppy farms that are creating real-life houses of horror, dubious “experiments” that exist largely to keep grants alive, habitat disappearing, and valid arguments to be made for vegetarianism (although I’m not one and not likely to become one)…

and they WASTE THEIR TIME WITH THIS PATHETIC SHIT?

This is the exact same kind of inconsequential shit that kneecapped the left and turned them into pathetic “identity warriors” throughout the 80’s and 90’s. As if the left doesn’t have better things to do. As if PETA doesn’t. As if the rest of us don’t.

Hey! I just thought of a name for the team that would make PETA happy and inspire the bloodlust and terror that a football team should have! The O.J.'s! (Oh wait, that’d probably offend wife-beaters, damn.)

Oh, they’re still in the running to win something. Keep in mind that isn’t taking into account what they did September 11th.

Jody Morris is the Rod Strickland of soccer.

So they pick on the Packers instead of the following:

Pirates
Vikings
Raiders
Buccaneers
Warriors

All of which indicate people whose principal trade is/was slaughtering other human beings.

Yes but they rarely, if ever, ate them.

Then PETA shouldn’t have a problem with the ‘Sport Hunters’…

I’m not sure even the Flat Earth Society manages to cram so much stupidity into so few members. Remember when PETA protested the name of the town of Fishkill, NY? (Kill appears often in New York place names - it’s Dutch for stream.)