Lettuce and tomato are gross
I did. :smack: And you do have a point. 
Thank you. I suppose. On the bright side, I was hungry and now I’m not. need a barfing smiley
Q: What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli?
A: Little kids won’t eat broccoli.
For the cat, certainly.
Thank you! Let’s rejoice together in happiness at introducing a whole new batch of Dopers to that great thread.
Right now, one of my co-workers is singing a song about how much he loves boogers.
Haha, yes! And they will follow the links in that thread to the woman who was shitting on the towels, and their turn to the dark side will be complete.
This whole discussion has turned revolting.
Doctor Johnny Fever got fired from his previous radio station just for saying BOOGER on the air!
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I was stopped at a light when I noticed a Huge Commotion next to me. A man dressed like he was Hassidic was making a Broadway Production out of picking his nose.
He had 2 full knuckles of some pretty thick but stubby fingers up that giant asparagus mine… and I Swear he was digging like a kid on the beach with a shovel and a pail.
I have No Idea if he dropped stringy entrails into his beard (a can’t see how he couldn’t have), but I wasn’t sticking around long enough to find out.
Can you imagine, a beard with left over lunch bits and now decomposing boogers percolating in the hot sun? I’m just glad his windows were up!
…And No, that can’t Possibly be Kosher…
Makes reasonable people wonder why you’d start it then. :dubious:
I just got back from the drive-thru at Booger King. Not only did they refuse to put extra sauce on my Whopper, they evidently were out of of packages of booger-sauce.
I am never going back there again.
My youngest grandson (aged 3) has some sinus issues, and is FOREVER going, Muuuum, BOOGERS…when he gets some snot hanging out of his nose.
Does this almost count as Mmmmm BOOGERS?
This guy I knew before had a 5-year-old son. One day we were talking about nose picking.
Guy: “I know little kids all pick their nose, but why does he have to eat it?”
Me: “Well I’d rather him eat it than wipe it on the furniture or something!!”
I think I made perfect sense.
I remember when my niece, then about 5, had a cold one Thanksgiving. She sneezed, turned toward me and there were two perfect, long snot trails coming out her nose. I couldn’t help but laugh and yell out “Walrus!”
Probably many more people than you would guess…and you have shaken hands with some of them.
You rang ?
What’s this thread doing in MPSIMS? Reported for move to Cafe Society!
- no, not really.