mmm...penis

[Snooooopy]

*Originally posted by Jeannie *
**jarbabyj, count me among those who thought this thread would be about something else entirely. Did you take them back or call the store to tell them something is very, very wrong with that candy?

**

Would you want to make that phone call?

[saepiroth]

Sam Stone:

what, do you mean to say that i am the ONLY one with a cardboard inset in the front of my pants? keeps things fresh you know…

[Jonathan_Chance]

Just to prove I got a rock and roll quote for all occasions…

Mary Prankster, ‘Valentine’

This bitter little mouth is my only claim to fame
'Cause once you’ve given head nothing ever tastes the same!

Sorry. Carry on.

[Jeannie]

*Originally posted by Snooooopy *
**

*Originally posted by Jeannie *
**jarbabyj, count me among those who thought this thread would be about something else entirely. Did you take them back or call the store to tell them something is very, very wrong with that candy?

**

Would you want to make that phone call? **

Well, I wouldn’t call and say that it tastes like a smelly old penis, but I would mention that it does not taste as it should. Maybe they would offer a store credit or something. Plus, I would want to let people know a product was bad. (I’m assuming here that jarbabyj has had this candy before and is fairly sure that it shouldn’t taste like that).

[Dr_Paprika]

At least they didn’t melt in your hand.

[Whammo]

*Originally posted by Dr_Paprika *
**At least they didn’t melt in your hand.
**

Or in your hair!

[Diane]

Fresh out of the box?

I dunno about you, but I would never describe them as being “fresh” when they have just left the box.

I know there is a joke somewhere in this thread involving sweet-tart bears that taste like dick and sour pusses, but I just can’t seem to pull it together.

[Finagle]

*Originally posted by VaHermit *
**From the candymaker

You may be interested in knowing that our “Vagina Brunch” line is well on its way to becoming our biggest seller. Please recommend us to your male friends… The Company **

Gives a whole new meaning to “sweet tart”.

[ruadh]

“penis”? what’s that?

[JonScribe]

How many licks does it take to get to … oh, never mind.

[Weirddave]

*Originally posted by Snooooopy *
**

*Originally posted by Jeannie *
**jarbabyj, count me among those who thought this thread would be about something else entirely. Did you take them back or call the store to tell them something is very, very wrong with that candy?

**

Would you want to make that phone call? **

In a heartbeat. Oh, and JC?

• Mary Prankster,The world is full of bastards*:
  You don’t know if the beer is bitter
  ’Til you buy a glass

[DAVEW0071]

These candies didn’t have a creamy filling, did they?

Sorry, couldn’t resist.

[tiny_ham]

i didn’t return them to the store because every sweet tart bear after that tasted exactly fine! It was a one shot deal.

Very very odd. But it has spawned a new term among my friends OSD (Old Sweaty Dick) that we used ad nauseum last night while watching Macbeth.

jarbaby

[Turbo_Dog]

Does this mean that all the rest of the bears tasted like a young, odorless and freshly washed penis?

[tiny_ham]

*Originally posted by Turbo Dog *
**Does this mean that all the rest of the bears tasted like a young, odorless and freshly washed penis? **

Sheesh! If only!

[CrankyAsAnOldMan]

I was gonna add to this thread by complaining that when I opened a box of green tea yesterday, it smelled just like overcooked spinach… but you know, it’s just not as funny

[thinksnow]

I didn’t return them to the store because every sweet tart bear after that tasted exactly fine! It was a one shot deal.

Maybe it was just tired, did ya ever think of that? Huh?!

[Ruby]

*Originally posted by jarbabyj *
**i didn’t return them to the store because every sweet tart bear after that tasted exactly fine! It was a one shot deal. **

…oooohhhhhkkkkkaaaa… jarbabyj, whatever possessed you to eat the second one

[Cartooniverse]

*Originally posted by Ruby *
**

*Originally posted by jarbabyj *
**i didn’t return them to the store because every sweet tart bear after that tasted exactly fine! It was a one shot deal. **

…oooohhhhhkkkkkaaaa… jarbabyj, whatever possessed you to eat the second one **

Once again proving why we all have a lot of fond feelings for jarbaby. She sniffs where no man has sniffed before. Most of us see her as a kind of Captain Kirk of the penis universe.

Cartooniverse
( my dream is to awaken to find myself the Yeoman Rand of the Penis Universe )

[tiny_ham]

*Originally posted by Ruby *

…oooohhhhhkkkkkaaaa… jarbabyj, whatever possessed you to eat the second one

Those damn things cost me 6.64! You think I’m going to throw them all out because of a little dick residue? I’ve got a dog to feed.

jarbaby