How about gummy dongs? Warning not for the easily offended:
http://gummydongs.com/home.htm
You think we’d be offended by that? HA! You haven’t been around here much yet, have you? This is the site that made felching and squicking household words! We are Satan incarnate, baby, so just leave your virgin daughter on the alter. We’ll take care of the rest. 
Think I’m gonna go with sour apple.
I have no idea who Yeomen Rand is, but this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
Me, I want to know where I can get candy that tastes like boobies. Or maybe just candy that’s shaped like them, since as far as I can tell boobies taste a whole lot like… skin.
I always thought they should have women-flavored chewing tobacco. I can see it now:
I’d like a tin of red-head please. Hmmm, I’m trying to cut back, maybe I’ll just get some Brunette Bandits.
Or maybe,
Yeah, uh gimme a pouch of 22-year-old snatch and some 50-year-old for my dad…he likes the flavor.
It’s an acquired taste, but a good one.
Why not simply feed them to the dog? Since most of them spend a good part of their time licking themselves (Oh, and don’t try and tell me you wouldn’t do the same if you could!), the dog would probably love 'em! (Not to mention you’d have the fun of seeing the puzzled expression on the dog’s face as it chewed and chewed and chewed.)
Thus proving to the world that redheads are the strongest, with the most mild, pleasing flavour…
[sub]I have to stop opening these threads[/sub]
So, is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Oh God.
I’ll never be able to look at sweet-tart bears or gummi bears or candy bears of any kind without thinking of the phrase, dick residue.
Hey kids, we may be on to something here. As a spin-off of Dear Abby, enter, Dick Residue…
Dear Mr. Residue,
Yesterday I bought these sweet/tart thingys…
Oooohhh, the possibilities are endless
“And now, for your listening pleasure, Tampa’s favorite heavy-metal, punk band:Dick Residue and the Stains!”
WHILE WATCHING MACBETH?
Macbeth? I’m sitting here racking my brains to think of the parts of the play that would make you think of OSD (let alone yell it out) and I’m stumped.
"Infirm of purpose! Give me the - OLD SWEATY DICK!
"Can all the perfumes of Arabia sweeten this small OLD SWEATY DICK!
"Fair is foul and foul is OLD SWEATY DICK!
Nah - doesnt quite work for me.
Loves Labours Lost - there’s sweaty dick in almost every scene.
A Tale of Two Cities - now there’s a real OSD classic. Lassie Come Home - all of Elizabeth Taylors scenes in that deserve the cry “OSD!”
But Macbeth?
Jarbabyj baby, Please explain!
“Lay-on” RedDuff
tah tah dah dah dat ta dah…
::Our new superhero, Dick Residue, bursts onto the boards wearing his latex cape, his ever faithful sidekick, Penis Envy, at his side. And of course, Crunchy Frog’s balls are not far behind::
Is this anything like The Ambiguously Gay Duo?
I have nothing pertinent to add to this thread; just a thumbs up to jarbabyj for yet another provocative thread title!
It wasn’t so much the play itself as:
“This guy’s performance is about as appealing as an old sweaty dick in my face.”
or
“That fight scene stank like old, sweaty dick”
(it was a bad production)
jarbaby
This article is tangentially relevant. At least, I bet that’s what the fish involved are thinking. The people involved probably think more along the lines of “AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!”
You are young, aren’t you? And not an original Trekkie.
Oh Janice, your beehive 'do and pout just send me! You’re the sexiest thing next to Veena! Or Arden Ranger.
“It’s a condom . . . it’s a mint . . . it’s a condomint!”
So the other day I’m eating from a bag of Swedish Fish. . . . .