Ah, but you see, it’s not what you do to the goat and/or squid . . .
So, Nikki, when do you pony* up the money?
- Or goat.
OK, I’ll get your back. But you’ll have to read the novel out-loud while I do so and in your best impersonation of Inspector Clouseau’s voice… (Peter Sellers version please) 
It was either that or the Swedish Chef, but then I’d feel obligated to occasionally interupt as Beeker.
(Emphasis added)
Why is it necessary to specify a version? Inspector Clouseau is Peter Sellers’ creation and no one would ever be silly enough to make one without him to continue the role. Well, aside from that Ed Woodsian post-mortem version they made.
There are no other Inspector Clouseaus.
None.
No one would sully his memory.
(hands over ears, singing, “lalalalalalala”)
So I’ve been watching this thread title thinking, “Well, OK, I kind of like the smell of something fresh off the printing press.”
:smack:
Don’t worry, Nikki. Almost everyone here is smarter than I. Are.
Hello to someone else from the AOL days 
:dubious: Octopus? n00b, on this Board we use squid! Prairie squid!
Debeak before use. This cannot be emphasized enough.