Mmmm, new underwear

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Well, holey cowie did those ol’ Fruit o’ the Loom briefs go too far. This is why you don’t let your mothers do your laundry for you, guys - they seem to be bothered by the fact that all your comfy undies are getting holes in them. So good old mom pulls me aside and and drags out the catalog.

Thanks mom, just what I want to see. Smiling dudes in briefs. However, things took a surprising turn, when “Do you want to maybe try something different?” Uh oh. She’s looking at one of the smiling guys in boxer-briefs.

Well, what can I say? I’ve said before that I should probably give a trial period to something new. So I agreed. I mean, why the hell not? It’s just underwear. Not life or death.

So, today the official Grelby Boxer-Briefs Trial Program has begun. And ya know what? Maybe it’s just cause they’re new, but they’re pretty comfy. They don’t ride up into places they don’t belong, but they’re secure. I can live with that.

There are a few morals to this story, then:
1: Don’t let your mom wash your underwear :eek:
2: Don’t let your mom pick out your underwear :eek::eek:
3: Hi Opal!
4: She shouldn’t be, but sometimes mom is right about things that you really don’t want her to know about.

I love you, mom. :stuck_out_tongue:

But from now on, I will take care of my underpants. Thank you very much. That will be all.

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When I first saw that, I immediately thought of Homer Simpson. :slight_smile:

Glad to know the underpant situation is under control. Power to ya!

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Yes boxers are damn comfy. Welcome to our world.

4

Dude, how’d you blow holes in your drawers?

Oh and remember, no matter what kind they are, moms and skidmarks don’t mix.

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Your mother buys yer underwear???

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…and hospitals :smiley:

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Lola, that’s the problem. Please don’t say it anymore, it’s painful. You’re hurting my feelings. Don’t despise me because I don’t pay for my underwear. At least I had a choice in what I got this time.

Lieu there was no hole blowing. After long use and many washing, fabric gets worn and eventually holes just form. That’s the way things happen, dude.

Not only skidmarks… mom’s and underpants just don’t mix.

[sub]And there’s a bad mental image :eek:[/sub]