Hi! New job keeping me busy. Does it show? Does this new job make my butt look fat?
Nice stove. Bad floor. My grandma has a quilt that looks like that floor. 
Hi everyone. Hi rigs, you get a special hi, cuz you sound like you need it.
So where have I been all day?
Oh, MBG, what a day you’ve had! Just try not to be so hung over tomorrow that you don’t get out of bed. Not that anyone would blame you!
(after having read that thread) er, no thanks, I don’t want to be you :D; But I will join you, virtually anyway, in that drink
I could definitely go for a Kahlua + milk right now too. Note to self: Buy Kahlua. 
Has anyone stepped up for next week? If not, I’ll do it - not sure what I have to OP about, but I can wing it
Hello! I made it home, and am eating and drinking. I went to Wally World to get some food. I forgot who was looking for them, but they have dark chocolate M&Ms at the check outs.
MBG, oy! I think Ms. V. might be one of my customers. Hug Cuervo, and chug the Hienie . Just don’t do it the other way around. :eek:
gt, neat appliances. They are fixing mine tomorrow afternoon.
rigs, my ex roommate is coming in October. The cat may murder him, it’s in her nature.
Jahdra, you don’t like chocolate? Cool, I won’t feel bad about not sharing, then. 
Bibkitty, hang in there. I quit and I had a psycho boss at the time.
You can have it. If not I [del]could throw some crap together[/del] have some things I could post.
Have I mentioned that I hate it when men cry? 'Cause I hate that.
gleee I just got back from the writer’s group that I recently joined and I had forgotten how great it is to get feedback from talented people. Especially since these people, most of whom are writing majors of one form or another, actually liked my stuff. (I’m a programmer, I have no idea what I am doing!)
If that GA is Georgia-yu-es-of-ei I can do it at 1am his time before coming to work. Would that wake you up, bearie?
I agree with bearie (new nick, or did someone propose it before and it didn’t catch?) about the men dancing in skimpy outfits. But it must be tasteful skimpy outfits. Heck, if it’s Joaquín Cortés, he can be wearing a star-spangled rhinestoned thong for all I care…
I finally remembered who do I know who calls someone Moshy. When we moved to the town where Mom and the Bros now live, Dad got two very young assistants, straight out of compulsory school and all of 14 (the legal age for working, back then). We’re very good friends with one of them - Dad was his mentor and now he’s mine. His wife calls him Moshy. Terrific people, I absolutely love them.
I
need
the
address…
The Kahlua and milk and Survivor were all good. Now I just need to decide if I want to watch it or tape it. Next week Earl and The Office start and one of them is gonna get watched ‘live’ and the other is gonna get taped wand watched later.
Decisions, decisions…
Survivor?
Earl and The Office?
The cigarette update: I just think about it. If I stop at 7-11 for coffee, I see the prices and the little tightwad who lives inside me shrieks, “Four dollars a pack? Are you freaking insane?” and I forget all about actually buying them. So that’s good.
Good mornin’ y’all! Geez, I don’t know where to begin…
Ok, first… I still don’t have my camera. It is indeed with said friend who borrowed it a couple months ago. He was all kinds of apologetic about not returning it (he forgot) but I said no sweat cause, heck, I forgot he had it. Anyways, I found a pic of what they look like, so, behold, metal aigs.
Nice shiny new appliances gt.
BigYellowKidTransporterGuy I likes ya a lot. Just don’t wanna be ya.
Nava (we need to do something with this name) thanks for the offer dear, but, one should never wake a bear from his nightly hibernation.
We have some bidness to take care of cool kids. Seems we have an offer for next week and the week after.
rosie has graciously (she even did a little pirouette (whatever)!) stepped forward to be our hostess for next week. canineservant has graciously (well, he did trip over his shoelaces) stepped up for the following week.
All in favor say “Aye.”
AYE!!!
All those opposed… Oh just sit down and shut up! The ayes already have it.
Thus, rosie shall be our hostess with the mostess next week and canineservant shall be our host with the most the following week.
Meeting adjourned.
Okay, you’ve had eight whole hours to explain this one. Come back in here right now and finish the story.
No blinky green light on the phone (messages), no flaming e-mails, and I walked into a room full of bus drivers smiling at me, my dispatcher and a supervisor joking around, the radio is quiet and the sun is coming through the fog.
So long as it’s not yesterday again, I’m a happy guy.
Wow, swampy, those aigs are really pretty! Can I have one? Please?
These MMPs are highly addictive, did you all know that? I mean, when you’re just reading them to see what they’re about, you can kind of skim over them and let them go after a few days. But once you’re in… you just have to keep coming back! Once I start working, I wonder if I’ll have SDMB access at work. Probably not, but I can hope!
I have to go to the doctor today. It’s a pre-hire medical exam (because I work with pharmaceuticals and it’s important to know my baselines and all that crap before I start spending 8 hours a day with stuff that can screw me up). I’ll take the opportunity to complain about my cold and insomnia (although the cold is getting better…slowly).
Hackcoughgag*
I now need to go eat breakfast and shower and get ready for the day.
mosy I suggest a road trip. You could drive from Montreal down to south Jawja. I’ll give ya directions to the backside of our front building. Then I’ll meet ya there and turn my head while however many aigs you want disappear from that stack o’ boxes sittin’ outside. Heh. I said I was gonna make a big sign that said: PLEASE DO NOT STEAL THE METAL EASTER EGGS SITTING IN BOXES OUTSIDE THE BACKSIDE OF THIS BUILDING I want to do my part to make sure they’re safe after all. 
Metal Pysanky eggs? A whole bunch of Ukrainian wimminfolk I know would be torqued off… Areal Pysanky is a work of art, and it takes many hours/days to make a good one…
I missed *Survivor * last night. 
It was Meet the Teacher night at school, so I had teachers to meet. Which was nice, but nobody got voted off. I don’t watch much TV, but it seems like whenever I pick something to watch, *they * schedule something for me to do instead. Evil conspiracies, I tell ya!
I always like Meet The Teacher night, though. Last night, the School Resource Officer spoke for awhile. He’s a cop assigned to the school – each high school in the county has one. This guy looks like a kid himself (I kept referring to him as Tommy Hanson, even though he wasn’t nearly that cute), and couldn’t stop my evil giggling. I mean, not only has he got to be the low man at the precinct (can’t you hear them, “ha-ha, teenager patrol”), but they have county-wide SRO meeting where all the teenager patrol cops get together. Compared to the other districts, we are one of the two sissiest schools out there. So he’s got the “low man” job at the sissiest school. Hardly the big tough cop deal he looks like he had planned. I’m sure it’s a tough job, and I don’t mean to make fun, but, well, I just can’t help it!
GT - nice new appliances! I want a new oven, too. Mine’s moody.