Everyone’s doing it. I’ve decided to take my best shots at ‘em.
Arnold Winkelried—He’s trying to fool everyone into believing he’s some kind of hero. I don’t even think he’s Swiss.
TubaDiva—She believes she can be both humble and a diva. Plus she sometimes takes hours to answer my multiple e-mails.
Manhattan—He’s plain mean. Oh, wait a minute; he’s actually bought me alcohol. What I meant was he’s the sweetest tempered, most patient and least brusque moderator there ever was.
C K Dexter Haven—Who is he? I’ve never once interacted with him yet he was still able to embarrass me in front of my fellow Dopers. No, I don’t remember any Spencer Tracey movies, O.K.?
Chronos—Doesn’t really have any power over time.
Eutychus55—I can’t pronounce his name.
Coldfire—He doesn’t like b0jrn. What kind of man doesn’t like b0jrn?
Lynn Bodoni—She’s scary. And I don’t care what she says it just looks better with 1 “o” and 2 “i”s.
Gaudere—I don’t care that this is GD. He is a big giant poopyhead!
Alphagene—Is tall. You cannot trust people who are too tall. Especially if they like to wear ski caps.
Czarcasm—I used to like Slythe and then this bozo came along.
TVeblen—She’s. . .she’s. . . too nice!
John Corrado—Is a Republican.