And I still don't like the mods.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Here I am, almost two years after making this post and nothing has changed. I mean sure, they’ve tried to be nice, but its all lies! Ed Promised me, PROMISED me that if I just made it to 600 posts I’d be more attractive to the oppiste sex. LIES. DAMN LIES!! Manhattan broke into my house and shaved half of my cats whiskers! He’s not even in charge anymore! Now my cat looks foolish. Also, they continue, to be there telling me what to do, and that people has driven me over the edge!

From this day forth I swear…ah to hell with it. it sounds like too much work. I’m taking my cat and going to lay down.

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I’m told they speak very highly of you.

:wink:

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They do? No, NO I will not fall prey to these LIES!! LIES MOST FOUL!

You will not taint my dislike with tales of supossed Mod friendlyness :wally

4

QuickSilver was talking about your cats;)

5

You misheard him – he said pounds, not posts. And besides, he only said you’d be more attractive than you are now. Considering how ugly he told me he thinks you are, that’s not much of a promise. He really hates you.

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But you are more attractive to the **oppiste ** sex.
:smiley:

[C3P0]
No, I don’t like you either…
[/C3P0]

7

I thought 600 was the toaster?! I could really use a blender though, can that be subbed?

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See I don’t even get the plausibile lies!

Next you’re going to tell me that Coldfire lied when he told me my BMW was in the mail. :eek: :smack:

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Don’t you know anything?! Blenders are obviously Doms!

sheesh

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That’s fer sure. After all, they have settings for “BEAT” and “WHIP”, don’t they?

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Good Og! How could I be so stupid, of course the blender is a dom. I guess the mixer is in the same class.

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If you’re looking for an appliance or accessory to be subbed, perhaps a nice cutting board or a pastry mat would be right for you?

A spoon rest?

13

What about a dish drainer?

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[pat pat]Aw, don’t be sad. I’ll bet they aren’t any too fond of YOU, either.[/pat pat}

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After 682 posts, MonkeyMule, you could have figured out that outrageous lies are told to newbies just to keep their spirits up. Chin up, though. Now youcan lie to newbies! Shy away from the goat stuff, though. That’s soooooo tie-dye bowling-shirt.

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Do you look anything like a Monkapotamus?

If you say yes, I’m going to have to have to try and ride you.

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Nitpick, but that’s a picture of a Gorillapotamus. Monkapotamii have prehensile tails by which they hang from tall tree branches.

On a side note, I 'd hate to SMEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL the Feces that Gorillapotamus could fling. :eek:

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OMG!! Unkle LOUIS!!

He never told me he had his own website!

And if you tried to ride Louie, you sir have a set of giant brass ones.
:smiley: :smiley:

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Gee, what does having a pair of these have to do with your Uncle Louie?

:: Innocent Whistling Smilie ::