banhattan will need an ass sceptor and assthrone as well.
What would an asscrown look like?
I think it’d have really sharp points, but that’s just me.
-Lil
C K Dexter Haven should get bonus Nazi points for advocating collective punishment. Just to try and be true to the original definition. 
We don’t pit Jerry because he can send evil clowns through our computers to slay us.
We like Jerry.
Poor Euty. Still not King.
I’m dangerously close to becoming queen though, but let’s not go there.
I’m obviously getting soft in my old age.
It’s not fair. Manny gets all the trolls (“whats teh third word taht ends in gry??? somoene aksed me and i dont knwo1!!!11”) which means a higher Pitting Chance, his forum has to be maintained much more strictly than mine (higher Pitting Chance), and well, he’s a New Yorker (extremely probable Pitting Chance). Of course he’s got more pit threads. It’s a testament to my considerable and natural, I might add, assholishness that I’m in second place still, what with me being the mod of the Happy Fluffy forum and all.
Then again, I read our internal e-mails, where Manny really vents. Trust me, he’s holding back when he posts on the boards. I wouldn’t switch fora with him in a million years. 
It’s a miracle he doesn’t have 200 threads devoted to him. It’s shooting fish in a barrel.
Are you sure those are the only reasons?
Who?
Nickrz is an ex-mod, along with Melin, Chronos and JillGat. jdavis is the admin dude who feeds the hamsters.
Nickrz is an ex-mod, along with Melin, Chronos and JillGat. jdavis is the admin dude who feeds the hamsters.
::grits teeth::
Respectivley, an escaped mod (and they’re damned rare) and our Omnipotent Hamster Herder. The first is beyond the chaos. The second can fry your motherboard and reveal all your darkest secrets–yes, those–to your ISP, ex-spouse, the IRS and all your creditors with one glare if you’re so rash as to wake him from his post-Doritos snooze.
But pay me no mind. 'S’okay. So I’m still in the cellar. No problem. Who could be bitter, losing out to hardasses like Euty, Ukulele Ike and someone who isn’t even persecuting innocent people any more?
Veb,
Stealth Mod
I’m not sure airdisc was pitting Cajun Man as such in that thread. Rather, he was pitting me because I took exception to his little so-called “joke” of posting multiple birthdays spread out over several months. (and he thought I’d take it in a humorous way… no way!)
F_X
This list is a travesty of a mockery of two travesties of a sham!
I’ll see your travesty of a mockery of two travesties of a sham and raise you an outright fraud.
Call.
Full sham, read 'em and weep!
That’s a lot of nazis. 