Mod Nazi Rankings: New Nazi King

The BBQ Pit
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Old list (as at 26 February 2003):

Coldfire 25
manhattan 22
Lynn Bodoni 17
UncleBeer 14
Eutychus 14
David B 12
alphagene 9
Ed Zotti 8
Gaudere 7
bibliophage 6
MEBuckner 6
Cecil Adams 6
Czarcasm 6
TubaDiva 5
John Corrado 4
Arnold Winkelried 4
Melin 4
Ukulele Ike 3
Chronos 3
JillGat 3
C K Dexter Haven 2
DrMatrix 1
Cajun Man 1
Nickrz 1
TVeblen 1
jdavis 0

Since then:

Coldfire +1

Yo, Coldfire Otto

Manhattan +6

Manhattan-what’s this guy’s problem? Adman
Manhattan the assclown Sultan Sam
Manhattan is a fuckwad, and Microsoft can suck my dick lissener
Manhattan’s Mass Banning Fucking Power Trip CuriousCanuck
Manhattan is a Twinkie **Dr_Paprika **
Is manhattan getting grouchy(er)? mangeorge

Lynn Bodoni +3

Hey Lynn, can I wish death on this guy? **Feynn **
Get well soon Lynn **Bippy the Beardless **
Lynn, not only are most of you fucked up… **Danae **

UncleBeer +1

UncleBeer, it wasn’t about pirating music. Sqube

alphagene +2

alphagene Lilly Putt
alphagene Lilly Putt

bibliophage +2

Bibliophage:- eat this! Tapioca Dextrin
is bibliophage always rude when a simple mistake is made? Bindrah

Cecil Adams +3

Cecil, you putz! rsa
The Cecil Adams Pit Thread Scylla
It’s April Fool’s Day, Cecil! Come ON! Smeghead

Czarcasm +1

Czarcasm is Kid Czarcasm one of yours? KidCharlemagne

John Corrado +1

Who the fuck is John Corrado? KidCharlemagne

Cajun Man +1

CajunMan, an apology. Flamsterette_X, I wish I could say the same. **airdisc **

New list:

manhattan 28
Coldfire 26
Lynn Bodoni 20
UncleBeer 15
Eutychus 14
David B 12
alphagene 11
Cecil Adams 9
Ed Zotti 8
bibliophage 8
Gaudere 7
Czarcasm 7
MEBuckner 6
TubaDiva 5
John Corrado 5
Arnold Winkelried 4
Melin 4
Ukulele Ike 3
Chronos 3
JillGat 3
C K Dexter Haven 2
Cajun Man 2
DrMatrix 1
Nickrz 1
TVeblen 1
jdavis 0

manhattan is the new king!

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Al hail King manhattan! Long live the King!

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Makes a graceful obeisence towards the regal personages arrayed in front of her wondering eyes :wink:

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I suppose I should provide a link to the earlier thread, too, in which the “original list” was compiled.

Mod Nazi Rankings - TVeblen is a loser

Feel free to propose corrections to the list.

The mod/admin/perfect master’s name has to appear in the title of the thread.

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Well done Manny! We knew you could do it! Keep up the great work.

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Should “Get well soon Lynn” really count towards the total number of pittings?

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I wonder if the OP read the OPs in each case to determine if the thread in question was actually pitting the mod in question.

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Yes, it has to, to maintain an objective standard.

The count is of pit threads about mods/admins/perfect masters.

A thread like:

Alphagene is new co-mod of the Pit Ed Zotti

for example, obviously isn’t a proper pitting. But:

I apologize to Alphagene Rysdad

may or may not be. Without reading it, it’s not possible to tell. And even so, there’s no objective standard. What degree of sarcasm in a thread negates the thread’s title?

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You’ve asked that question of me before, iampunha. And my answer this time is the same as last time. No, I haven’t. But you should feel free to do so.

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Go, Coldfire! Go, Coldfire! You can do it!

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Makes no sense to include a thread in the “Nazi Rankings” if the moderator isn’t even being pitted.

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Manny,

sorry bout that. But at least I helped put you in the lead. :slight_smile: That was back in my young n stupid days. I didn’t even pit the right person!

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It’s always the ‘little woman’ behind the great man that gets forgotten in these times. No worry, tho’, since emptying my 401K plan to finance my bet in the Nazi mod race, I’m set for retirement, don’t have to worry about the stock market anymore etc. I’ll be sipping on mint juleps and margaritas calling for the ‘pool boy’ to rewax my legs.

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I can’t believe that hippy Coldfire is even in the same league as my man Banhattan.

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Whoa, congrats manny. So, what do we get him for his wins?
Oh, and notice Jerry the Tech God, has none. Poor bastard.

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I do feel bad for Jerry. How come no one pitted him like this:

Hey Jerry, how come this fucking board is so fucking slow?

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Actually neither of my posts were pittings in the true sense.

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Does this mean I have to pit Veb 28 times?

I’m far too lazy for that.

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  • Hey Lynn, can I wish death on this guy? Feynn
  • Get well soon Lynn Bippy the Beardless
    Are not pittings at all .
    The second one is wh=ishing her well and the first one does not refer to her at all. It is just a figure of speech.
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So the question that came up yesterday is do I get to exchange my asshat for an asscrown?