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Bodoni 'cause her name sounds Italian which means she can probably cook, and TubaDiva 'cause she can probably play the tuba and there’s nothing better than having a naked woman in your house playing the tuba. BYE!

“My hovercraft is full of eels.”

Eutychus is the one fer me. Smeggy Eutychus.
Sounds better than smeggy david b.

I appreciate the mention, but to me Smeggy Eutychus just sounds like something you might need to wipe off your pants.

Saint Eutychus

I dunno…I like Uncle Eutychus a lot. Then there is David and Nickrz. It’s so hard to choose. I know they all want me ;).


none… I am not the marrying type!

“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas

Um…can I see pictures, first?


I’m saving myself for Cecil. Go for the gold!

I’m saving myself for Cecil. Go for the gold!

I’m saving myself for Cecil. Go for the gold!

Jeez - sorry about the 3 posts - the first two times, it didn’t post, so I did it again, and now there are 3.

That would be the silver and bronze as well, methinks…

Yer pal,

It costs extra to have me play nude, it’s way more than union scale.

And you gotta turn the heat up too, I goosebump really easy.

your humble TubaDiva
“Have all your affairs with union musicians.”

I vote for Melin; she’s the goddess for me!
(I think a lawyer could keep me in the manner to which I would like to become accustomed.)

A hat with bells on is not funny, it is the jester underneath.

David B. of course!

The poster beneath me is not wearing pants!

Well,not true,but I need to get this to

666.I’m almost patient!



Made it!666!


I like my men hard to please.

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, dogs are from Pluto.