Moderator

What you did was not humorous. It was unconventional in the same way that drooling on yourself for hours on end is unconventional. And no one seems to think that it had any worthwhile new ideas.

And you be sure to let us know when you’ve got your own message board up and running, Bunky. Then maybe someone will care about your “post policies”.

There is no freedom of speech here. The SDMB is not a Government site or Government-supported institution.

Your “experiment” as it was has been tried before, with equally disasterous effects. Please just accept things as they are, and move on with learning and sharing.

No no no. It goes like this:

That which is stupid and immature, we find annoying;
That which is annoying, earns our ire
That which earns our ire, either grows up, goes away or gets banned;

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails;
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok;
Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone;
It take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

The really idiotic thing is, what he tried isn’t even new. Hell people used to try that back on the BBS’S when I was a lad.

Not new, not original, not funny. Go crawl back under your rock.

Fuck off, asshole.

The second lamest excuse[sup]1[/sup] on a message board is “But it was oooonly an experiment!”

We don’t like underhanded people, we don’t like experiments, we don’t like boring putzes with bad rhetoric (“Stalinist”?!) and personally, I don’t like you. Please, drop dead.

Fenris
[sup]1[/sup] The first lamest excuse is the appeal to invisible authority: “I have dozens of e-mails that support me on this! No I won’t show them to you. Why do you ask?”

The third lamest excuse is “It was only a joke!”

Done. You are cordially invited to Xanakis’s Forum for Porn Experiments and Social Outrage

When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you can head off your foes with a balanced attack.

I don’t know about the rest of you guys, but I fear xanakis.

Thank you, nameless moderator, for halting his reign of terror.

But why am I wearing these watermelons on my feet?

Man who walk through watermelon patch in dark have watermelon shoes.

Shouldn’t that be:

That which contains beans makes us fart
That which makes us fart stinks up the room
That which stinks up the room pisses off our spouses
That which pisses off our spouses is soon not served
That which is an idiot is xanakis

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I encourage you to think of the personal insults as “slightly different, underhanded”, but original experiments.
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Great! Think of the insults as “new ideas for consideration” put forth in "an unconventional or humorous way.

Asshole.

That which you control, you do not understand.
Repeat as necessary.

That which we see a few times, we laugh at.

That which we see a dozen times, we openly mock

That which we see a hundred times, we grumble at.

That which we see a thousand times, we ban.

Get it?

Mr. Miskatonic, Bravo!

I don’t know why, but that post just tickled the fuck out of my funnybone.

“that which you do not care about…”

I don’t see what the problem is.

Experiment: xanakis posts someting with a porn title in GQ.

Result: Mods delete it.

See? The experiment successfully obtained a result. We have learned that when you post that sort of thing, the mods will delete it and tell you not to do it again.

Next experiment: xanakis sees what happens when someone complains about having their post deleted.

Result: Everyone else tells him (her?) to stop being such a ninny.

Et voila – another successful result. Isn’t science grand?

I do not fully understand the concept of infinity as it relates to the universe. I suppose that does give me pause.

“Cosmos” by Carl Sagan

Well, that depends. If the universe really is infinite, than there is no container. Unless the container is infinitely large. How cool would that be? We’d, like, be in a giant milk bottle or something.

::slowly looks around::
I…I…control the universe?
yes! Yes! YES!!!
FEAR MY WRATH YOU PUNY MORTALS AND BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR MASTER!!!

um…heh. Sorry, Mr. Miskatonic. I was too lazy to type in the vB codes and used your post as a starting point. Didn’t mean to put your name as the OP.

I really need to study more in my omnipotence classes.