Modern Family, April 11, 2012 -- "Election Day"

Glorida was brilliant in this episode:

“No one does and don’t ask.”

“There are only three people and nobody has a gun.”

“Obviously she means a squirrel.”

“You dated a Dottie after Deedee?”

“Ehh … why can’t I remember any animal names?”

“I don’t like it. Can’t you just hook me up to some sort of camera?” (while gesturing at her own breasts)