there are many things a person should never do naked.
fry bacon and operate power tools are two of them
I’m pink therefore I’m Spam
there are many things a person should never do naked.
Never ask a question you don’t want answered.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Never trust a naked man who says “Trust Me”.
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
If at first you don’t succeed, lower your standards.
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Special effects do not a good movie make.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
“Damned if you do, Damned if you don’t.”
People who live in glass houses should get dressed with the lights off.
Cynicism is not a substitute for intelligence.
People who live in glass houses may as well answer the door.
No matter how many quad-mochas you down, you will have to sleep sometime.
Clothes maketh the man - naked people have little or no influence on society.
Everything you learned in college will be obsolete and irrelevant moments after you graduate.
A penny saved is worthless.
A stitch, in time, saves nine, but the opportunity costs are probably high enough to warrant throwing it out and buying a new one.
Don’t Panic.
http://www.madpoet.com
There’s a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but not all of them will being you lasagna at work. Most just cheat on you.
a penny saved is a penny.
Don’t just do something, sit there!
Nothing is so bad that it can’t get worse
Murphy was an optimist.
If at first you don’t succeed, remove any evidence you tried.
Never try to appeal to a mans’ better nature; he may not have one.
VB
TANSTAAFL!
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Not so fast, you mucko!
Never pet a burning dog.
If you don’t have anything nice to say about someone, you may have a bright future in talk radio.
Veb
Stolen from Shel Silverstein
If you’re a bird, be an early bird
And catch the worm for your breakfast plate
If you’re a bird, be an early bird
But if you’re a worm, sleep late 
“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
Never squeeze a cat with diarrhea.
You can’t win a pissing contest with a skunk.
Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense.
– Robert Frost
If I recall,Never squeeze a cat with diahrhea is Not in the Bible!
yeah, but it probably should be in one of those shitty threads! (never heard it before. loved it.)
This may be inappropriate, but… A friend from college who was discussing an oral sex encounter once told us “A gentleman will always tell you when to move your head.”
Men: Can’t live with 'em, can’t put 'em in a sack.
Formerly unknown as “Melanie”