<<Mod’s name>> <<Column B>>. <<Mod’s name>> <<moved my thread/closed my thread/warned me for nothing>>.
It happened here. <<Insert Link>>
This whole message board is so <<unfair/hypocritical/Naziesque>>. Moderator favorites like <<Member>> and <<Member>> receive special treatment and are able to get away with things, while a <<newbie/troll/sock puppet>> like myself is constantly <<abused/chastened/discriminated against>> for no good reason.
Laugh now you <<Column A>>! I’ll have you know that in real life I’m <<Column C>>. Trembling now arent you? You’re lucky I don’t <<Column D>>. Or maybe I will. Ha ha ha. I gues you’ll find out, wont you you <<column A>>
Rat Bastard
Butt muncher
Lying piece of sack of shit slut trashbag scummist dirtbag bitch/bastard!
one trick pony
cast-iron bitch
Jerk
Nazi
Prick
douchebag
limp noodle
clog boy
inept fool
purple clairovaoyant omnipresent cheese face
ass kisser
fellow worthy of approbrium scorn and contempt
nerd without a life
pretty cool guy/gal.
corrupt and sanctimonious N’er do well
scoundrel amongst curs.
roguish individual
goat felcher
can go jump in a lake
can eat shit and die
can felch my goat
can get screwed
can’t get screwed
can’t get it up
can’t get it out
can’t get it in
can’t get over him/herself
deserves what he/she’s gonna get
deserves to walk a mile in my shoes
deserves a back rub followed by a yummy gourmet meal
very important
a research scientist
an alien
a nerdy kid with acne and social problems
Bill Gates
Cecil Adams
nobody of consequence
a Computer programmer
a nudist
a lawyer
a sex therapist
a bored gorilla in a cage who stole a laptop from the Grad student he ate
Darth Vader
A world class acknowledged expert in _________.
Eat your children
Felch your goat
rock your lobster
trash your computer
give you a virus
stalk you creepily
do something immature
zap you with my mind powers
eat a banana
expose your sock puppets
reveal my secret knowledge
take a bath
email you repeatedly
become extremeley pathetic
have you locked away
have a clue
Go to hell
eat shit
fuck off
screw a one trick pony
pony up
ante up
shutup
bite my schwantz
felch a gerbal
get a life
get a clue
get a Happy Meal
get over it
get lost
get screwed
screw
jump in a lake
have a nice day.
Now whenever a moderator shuts a thread, or moves it or censures somebody they can just use this form to start a pit thread about themselves at the same time. It’ll be a lot more efficient this way, and they can save the offended party the trouble of having to do it themselves.
The Chinese Restaurant Menu approach to verbal abuse! I like it; it’s pithy, punchy, saves bandwidth, puts rants into neat categories for tidy consumption…
This is a truly impressive effort, Scylla.
Uh, just out of scientific interest, you wouldn’t happen to be on meds still, are you?
Veb, he DID say that Vicodin was his new hero. Hell, that stuff never does anything for ME but give me breathing problems. I want Demerol in an IV, please.
