I bet you spent a lot of time in front of the sunlamp getting those nipples to blister when the sun wouldn’t do its thing huh?
Funny, my Grandmother used to use Noxzema on me as a young boy whenever I had a cold.
And then my chest and nipples were rubbed raw!
:eek:
It seems the Noxema was for the nipples.
I don’t EVEN want to hear what Momma Roboto did with the vasaline.
ROFLMAO!!! Thanks, Shirley. Now I have to wipe the monitor screen again. 
Now that’s an image and a story that will follow me to bed…
shudders… :eek:
::wanders back out trying to figure out how best to wash her eyes::
Pad thai hurts coming out your nose.
My sinuses are barking!
Yes, but are your sinuses rubbed raw?
Did you ever have something in your eye and now matter how much you flushed it with water it wouldn’t leave and annoy the hell out of you for hours? My mother would gently press her tongue against my eye and it would be gone.
That’s all well and good, x-ray, but it’s generally better not to use the words “mother” and “tongue” in the same sentence unless you are talking about your first language.
Where are all the double-entedre lovin Brits when you need them?
[Finbar Saunders]Fnurr! Fnurr![/Finbar Saunders]
One word:
EWWW!!!