It worked for me! Man, is she cute! (And,as everybody in the country already knows, she puts out – another point in her favor.)
It’s sticky!
Okay, ain’t too proud to admit it – I watched last night.
What is with these guys? Are they completely unfamiliar with the genre? Did they somehow not realize they were being filmed nonstop? Who would be stupid enough to get that drunk in that situation? (Oh, right, all of them – except for the creepy lurking “motivational speaker”). “Yeah, I had a lapdance – but no bodily fluids were exchanged, so it’s okay” – wtf?
And that one guy, ripping off his mask in the middle of – whatever gathering that was-- that made no sense.
But the guy who talked big before the “dark room” and wussed out in – still in. She thinks he’s a gentleman, I guess.
Thank god we got rid of the lawyer with the horrible hair. Actually, perhaps we lost him too soon? I hadn’t yet developed a theory to explain a haircut that ugly. (Working theory – by parting it somewhere else on his head than the usual spot, he was hoping to go unrecognized by people who know him.)
I’m liking Peyton (breakfast in bed guy – last time I asked my bf for breakfast in bed, he brought me the lasagna doggy bag from the previous night and dropped it with a thud on the bed next to me). Chris (creepy stalker guy) is really a bit scary.
Anyone else willing to admit they saw it?
Monica’s commentary was just dumb yesterday…
Oh the defense lawyer, well, at least he asked her what she has to offer. Funny, she didn’t have an answer to that. Two guys gave up yesterday, that was fun to see, esp. on Monica’s face.
I think that defense lawyer did something in the bathroom but won’t tell.
This show sucks and I know I’ll watch it next week. First, none of the guys are ugly. Some are average, some are decent looking but there’s no one who can remotely be considered ugly. Second, Haley has an incredibly inflated opinion of herself–nice body, OK face, but HORRIBLE teeth–she has a mouthful of giant Chiclets AND she is incredibly shallow. I don’t blame the guy for going off and getting a blowjob from the dancer–it would’ve been better had it been Monica, though. 
I hate everyone on the show.
No kiddin’. Mr. I-went-into-a-secluded-room-with-a-stripper dramatically took off his mask, and was just launching into his speech, and Monica just kinda stepped in and took all the air out of his tires and ruined the moment. Pfffft. You know, it’s actions like that that make me not want to have sex with Monica Lewinsky as much.
The “ugly guy” was an actor hired for the promos. He posted on the thread over at Fametracker, if you’re interested.
Oh, I’m going to check that out, Green Bean; I’m also a little disappointed TWOP isn’t recapping it. What they did with Married By America was great. At least there’s a forum thread, under Reality Shows.
I admit it, I watched. And enjoyed. Chris the motivational speaker is perhaps the best-looking out of the remaining masked men, but he’s got a bit of a creepy stare and that segment with him spying on Haley and the other guy was just wrong.
So far I really have no judgment to pass on Haley, apart from the usual “why the hell would anyone ever do dating on a reality program” approbrium. She seems okay, and so far doesn’t seem to be won over by all the “I’ve been looking for the love of my life, all my life, and you seem to be her” horse hockey a lot of the guys are laying down. I’m sure this shall all change in the weeks to come, though.
I can’t wait to see next week’s hysterics over Chris using hypnosis to win Haley over. These guys are so pathetic in competition with one another.
Monica is the worst host ever. Like tracer says, she totally panicked when the guy removed his mask before it was scripted, and she couldn’t ad lib a nice recovery. Instead, she had to awkwardly shoehorn her scripted part in.
Also, I resent the fact that Monica is wasting her airtime with Hayley. The host is supposed to ask Hayley questions to get tidbits of info out of her that the audience is interested in. I want the host to ask Hayley what she thinks of Mr. Bronze mask before seeing the footage, not have Hayley say that after the fact in a voice over.
So … Haley chose Millionaire Man over Mind-Control Man, they got all mushy, and now they’re gonna live happily ever after …
… for a month or two …
… until Millionaire Man loses interest in her because the whole reason he wanted her so badly was that he couldn’t just walk right up and take her, and now that he has her he’ll have to move on to his next “conquest.”
Wow, so cynical, tracer. After all, these relationships are never that shallow, right? 
(Can’t wait for the Bachelor follow-up tonight, BTW!)
Ok I’ll admit it - I watched the finale too (I missed a couple of episodes though). It seemed like a genuinely sweet/romantic moment, so they actually might live happily ever after. Of course, they could also both be actors and we’ve been bamboozled. 
I don’t know. He doesn’t seem like the “conquest” type, but there could be a lot they didn’t show. He’s like one of those needy guys who, after one date, tell you they’re in love with you. In my 20s, I seemed to attract these types a lot, for some reason. It can be rather off-putting.
I thought Will was going to blow it when he told Hayley he loved her. Women like the “chase”, too.
Naw, it was pretty obvious from Haley’s tone that she was saying “You better tell me you’re in love with me or I’m dumping you like a hot potato for Hypnosis Man!”
Mr. Personality, the series:
Hypnosis Man develops an obsessive grudge while Millionaire Man takes Hayley around the world. Hypnosis man vows to get even.
While Millionaire Man and Hayley are having their first arguments, Hypnosis Man is practicing the arts of Black Hypnosis, and is recruiting a cadre of weak-minded stock traders, bank tellers, and security guards without their knowledge. But, we don’t know to what purpose.
One day, Millionaire Man finds his checks bounce, his stocks get mysteriously converted to junk bonds, and 100 pizzas get delivered to his mansion. Hayley is supportive, but is getting freaked out and wonders if she made the right choice.
Suddenly Millionaire Man is financially ruined, and is being sued for millions of dollars that he no longer has. He is seen sitting on a street playing guitar for spare change. Hypnosis Man finds Hayley and in a tearful reconciliation, they embrace.
Lying drunk and dressed in rags in a back alley, Millionaire Man is about to get beaten up by a passing gang. Suddenly, Millionaire Man is bitten on the nose by an alien spider, which passes the power of hypnosis into MM’s brain.
Ultimately there is a face off between Hypnosis Man and mutant Millionaire Man with his new hypnotic powers. They stare eye to eye and try to out-hypnotize the other. Nearby windows shake. Shoppers in Glasgow start barking. The President does a chicken dance. Learning-disabled children start speed-reading that copy of War and Peace that was sitting nearby. Then, FWHAM!!
Millionaire Man wakes up. Hypnosis Man wakes up. Hayley wakes up. And then…
… and then, it turns out that even the original Mr. Personality reality series was all a dream, and Haley has to start all over again with 20 masked men! :eek:
Does Lewinsky make any subtle BJ jokes? 'Cause I don’t understand why they’d make her the host if they didn’t intend to make a joke out of it.
They certainly didn’t make her a host for her hosting abilities.