Please God, wash my eyes out and cleanse my soul for I just saw Monica get millions of dollars to help Jenny Craig sell weight loss programs.
Oh God, please take this retched sight that has burned my retinas.
Oh God, please give me money for boinking so-and-so and let me reap the benefits of financial reward for having helped a man live in sin.
HAHAHAHA, this is absolutely sad if you ask me.
I REFUSE, no matter how large I get, to go to Jenny Craig to help me with wieght loss. Luckily that’s not in my future, but still.
My eyes, my eyes…why did I have to see this.
< running quickly to the bathroom to throw up, not because I am anorexic, but because I am sick to my stomach >
Are you talking about Lewinsky? Yeha, I saw that commercial too. Man, that chic sure isn’t that attractive, but there is something about her. Have you read the Starr report? It was better than the last issue of Swank. Whenever I see Monica I automatically think about knobshines and get all excited. What I really want to see is Monica on the MTV VMA, like pee-wee was. She could have the same line: “Heard any good jokes lately?”
That would rule. I would laugh me arse off. I hope she gets to do something with a sense of humor, and soon. The comic value of what happened is truly great. After all, nothing is going to be done about this travesty, so might as well have a good laugh while our country goes to hell in a handbasket. Tee-hee.
Picture this:
man comes home," Honey, I finally found an assistant who is fully qualified, I hired her" "oh,"replies his wife…“What’s her name?” “You might have heard of her…monica lewin…”
[rest edited for graphic violence]
Just wait till she gets rich, gets her own talk show, starts buying babies…
Personally, I cant think of a more powerful feeling than she must have held, looking up at the old prez, knowing with one bite, she could literally bring a country to its knees!
Saw a blurb in the paper this morning that some Jenny Craig area managers refuse to run the commercial.
I knew J Craig’s had its problems, but this is a new low.
There are lots of better looking whores out there (who are a lot more honest about their profession) who’d probably be happy to do product endorsements.
I saw that ad too- the worst part is when she says, “If I can do it, anyone can!”. Umm, she could use that line in so many ways! What makes me sick is that she’s also peddling handbags now - with the label bearing her name on the OUTSIDE of the bag!!! Does she think people want to be associated with her?
She really should have thought about all this before the navy dress…that’s for sure. She’s gotta earn a living somehow…and there will be some people that will go to J. craig because she went…just cause they figure if it can help her it can help anyone…
“Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda
You wanna know something about me…ask me…not my friends…
To this day I am surprised that Fawn Hall -“Last night I dreamed I committed treason in my Maidenform bra”- never capitalized on her “fame”. I *still[/o] have daydreams about her - she was way too good-looking to be just an ordinary secretary. - MC
Note on Fawn Hall’s application: “Don’t know if she types - don’t care. O.North”
Regarding the money, I understood that Monica got a 7-figure guarantee for the book. Plus she’s got well-off parents; she never needs to work again.
But yeah, the commercial…so many bad lines came (so to speak) to mind: “You can eat whatever you want; you just have to be careful about what you swallow” or “just like the Atkins diet, eat meat all day and still lose weight.” You get the idea.
Personally, I think she is a big slut because she was interviewed in TIME I believe, and she said she would be more discrete next time she messed around with a married man. (something like that). What a whore!
BUT… you guys didnt boot clinton out of office for what HE did, and HE was married, and twice her age, and leader of the ‘free world’, and he just plain should have known better!
If he is permitted to continue in his well paying position, with his family allowed to go on with their lives (hillary in NY) why shouldnt Monica? I mean, what is she supposed to do? Go hide in a van down by the river??.She just blew the man, she didnt ‘rape babies’! Her legal bills were also in the 7 figure range, and it damn near broke her parents! Her poor father has to hear people on tv refer to a blow job as a ‘lewinski’ (L&O Spec. Vict. Unit) Thats his family name for the love of god! I feel the most sympathy for him.
And as far as not wanting to wear her handbags…do you have the same disdain for Clinton?
Ok, sure she is a fucking slut, but if we dont want fucking sluts to make money, stop buying CD’s or going to movies too!
kellibelli
Who lives in Canada, where even the politicians WIVES wont have sex with them.
Who so ever quoteth bullshiteth to thine kellibelli shalt kisseth her big fat lily white asseth. This is from the Book of Hippocracy, chapter 4-69.
[paraphrase]“Let he who is without sin cast the first stone”[paraphrase].
I’ve done LOTS of things in my past I wouldn’t go around bragging about and I’m very glad didn’t get world-wide attention. I think it’s actually a good thing that she did these ads, especially since people chose to focus on her appearance, rather then her actual deed. All you heard was what a fat pig she was (and I don’t think she was, personally). Stuff like “Jeez, if he was going to get a blowjob from someone, it could have been someone good looking/thin/etc…” People were really cruel, and continue to be.
Like it or not, Monica Lewinsky is a human being who got herself in a very ugly situation. She’s a human being, though. She doesn’t deserve the kind of disgust that’s been heaped upon her because of her appearance.
I believe in judging a persons actions rather then their appearance. [hypothetical example] I don’t think I would have liked to have seen my face (for any reason) on the cover of “The Enquirer” while I was scoffing a cheeseburger with the headline “Zette’s weight spirling out of control!”[/hypothetical example]
Just my 2 cents. I’m not saying she’s a good person or anything else. What she did with the President was wrong. However, I think she had to do SOMETHING to counter the attacks she got over her weight. The girl is in her early 20’s, and already her life is ruined. Maybe Jenny Craig helped her get some self-esteem back.
Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high.
Well let us see. Weight loss is probably not a topic people discuss a lot of times. Based on some studies, however, America is one of the most overweight countries.
How many times have you ever seen someone talking about a Jenny Craig commerical? I think it had its intended effect.
She is shown in a picture at a much higher weight and then eventhough she is not thin and admits she still has a ways to go, she is thinner than the picture.
So, people will discuss why JC put her in a commercial and all other things about it and when someone sees her they stop and watch to see what happens. Then there will be people that say, we know she was truly overweight and now she has lost some of that weight and maybe JC can do the same for me and they will go.
Unlike pictures of people you do not know that never look the same as the person speaking and you sit there saying “It is not the same person, couldn’t be.” You will say, “Well it seemed to work for her.”
Whether you like her or not. Whether you think JC was stupid in getting her to do such a commerical. The fact is I think it did what it was intended to do.
Handy, no she did not say those things. He was coming up with other lines that would fit her public image.
Basically, she just told that she had gained weight and with JC she had lost weight. Though she still needed to lose more weight, with JC she was on her way.
Zette -
Yes, I’ve done more than my share of things that I’m ashamed of. Things that would have caused significant local scandal if they’d been made public. But if they had been made public, my own sense of embarrassment and shame would have made me avoid the public eye. As someone mentioned above, she has a wealthy family; she doesn’t need to continue to prostitute herself. I believe that her actions since the scandal speak volumes about her character or lack of same.
A couple of people have posted that she has a wealthy family. So? Are you suggesting that she should just be content to live off her family wealth?
She is a recognizable person. She cannot change that. As someone else posted earlier, it will not be easy for her to get a normal job due to her recognition.
She was and is overweight. Either she went to JC to lose weight or they came to her as a famous fat person. Either way, she has lost weight and maybe she can help others. Maybe her motives are not the best. Maybe as you say she has no shame.
But if she would be content to live off her family’s money instead of trying to make her own way I for one would think less of her.
Anyone else living off their family’s money, you would talk badly about, but this person you encourage.