Hey, I’m not going to disagree with the Monica fans. It means more Phoebe for me! 
Monica does not take losing easily.
Well, yeah. See here, where she and Rachel really get into it. Why, it gets so wild that Phoebe has to break things up, grabbing each one by the ear and painfully making them stop all the foolishness.
“Huh. You know what? If we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches!”