I sorta assume it’s some type of satire on capitalism.
"Tell you what, though - bonobos make lovely sex partners. I could do that for you straightaway.
Snout off, vagina on. Simple metal tube thru the back of her neck so she can breathe. Flecks of slutty make-up, make good…"
“You’d need a big bed!”
“Makes a great conservation piece.”
“Yes, all right. But only if I can watch…”
Regards,
Shodan
PS - Cite.
I propose we satisfy both sides of this debate, ethically and sexually, by geneticaly engineering cantalopes instead of monkeys.
Cantalopes that pulsate. Gentlemen, we have the technology.
The horror.
Oh wow. Do they have a name/title I can use to search for more information?
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then there’s no reason why a man an another man can’t elope!
Well, cantalopes for the straight guys is only fair: since for females & males who bottom, for some time now agriculture has produced a “green” solution to the petrochemical waste involved with manufactuing plastic dildos. They’ve developed phallic-shaped squash, with pleasing ridges. But there’s only one problem the farmers are having:
People invading the fields, claiming squatters rights.
Look, instead of all this monkey business, you should just stick a panhandle up your ass.
This is the funniest post I’ve seen in months. Against all odds, I’m starting to like you, StS.
I would have gone with Horangutan.
Whorangutan works better.
Proboscitutes.
What the fuck is WRONG with you?!?! Are you fucking serious??? What could possibly have inspired such a sick and twisted idea?!?!
(Although, it does give the phrase, “Bedtime for Bonzo” a whole new meaning…)
So which end of this business did you think you would be involved in, Guin?
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I guess “what the fuck is wrong with you?” is NOT an insult, somehow? Notice that my post was also a question. Anyway, I’m done, carry on.
“I have spread my dreams under your feet"
Said smashy about his silly conceit
But sex with an ape
Is too much like rape
And plus it’s not much of a treat
This is now my favorite thread ever.
I have been both horrified and intensely amused by this thread.