I thought that this was going to be about sex with monks.
For those of you that think the Limerick above is to violent for a family web site like this one, you are welcome to replace lines 3 and four with:
But sex with a chimp
Makes me go limp
I think the OP’s idea has some merit, actually. I’ve changed my mind. I think that there might be something to be said for fucking an ape. But the only way to find out is to actually do it yourself. Imagine being an architect who’s never lifted a stone? Or a general who’s never fired a shot? The OP needs to do some first-hand research: fuck an ape. If you’re lucky, you won’t get stuck with one of the ugly ones.
I don’t know what this says about me, but Sailboat, your post made me laugh harder than I ever have before while reading the SDMB.
Yeah, that’s totally more family friendly. 
So, when’s the OP going to come back and elaborate on how we’ve all stepped into his cleverly constructed rhetoric trap, because the child would have grown up to be Beethoven and we’ve just helped Hitler rise to power?
I suppose if you practiced S&M with the ape it would be spanking the monkey.
Don’t forget Dr. Moreau.
I too expected this to be about some sort of Holy Order-themed prostitution ring. Which has definitely got to be a valid business proposition in the right jurisdiction.
If the term “monkubines” is already taken, may I suggest “obscenobites”?*
*And the act, of course, would be a “cloisterf**k”.
Nice.
I’m partial to “assetics”, myself.
Don’t forget to wipe and flush.
Anyway; my goodness, the questions people will ask on this board. And the answers people give! This is right up there with the shoot-your-child-in-the-burning-car thread. I still love this place sometimes.
Bonobimbos?
Girlrillas?
It would only work for some of your customers, though.
Oh, man, I totally thought this was going to be about a sex service for monks. I mean, talk about filling a niche! snerk
How about a monkey with 4 asses? Can we make that happen?
Nice. But I think bimbonobos has a better ring to it.
Paramourangatang? Chimpanfloozy?
Wait, you’re in trouble for that? you’d think that after hearing that, most women would want to mass market and sell you at five grand a pop.
The ad at the bottom of the page now is for New Ape Videos, which have a whole new meaning for me now.
Anthropowhores ?
Simiansluts ?
Seximians ?
Lemuritas ?
Troglo-dates?
Babeoons ?