Did the OP ever come back to this thread?
Not to post, at least.
Just quietly enjoying the responses. It’s not actually a gotcha. I really have annoyed and disgusted my friends over the years with constant discussion of the pros and cons of having a three-foot, poop-flinging, sexually insatiable Jessica Alba in one’s garage, whose conversational skills consist entirely of mournful hoots and who, when angered, is likely to tear off one of your legs and beat you to death with it.
Well, my friend, the question you need to be asking yourself is: would Nestor Makhno approve?
How would this differ from the real Jessica Alba?
This is such a lazy, stupid joke, especially when the real answer is so obvious.
The real Jessica Alba would get her agent to rip your legs off.
And the monkey Alba will do nudity on camera. Or off camera. Or just whenever.
Years later, still true. One of the worst ideas ever- and one of the funniest threads I’ve seen in a long time.
Bumping for your pleasure. Or your horror.
Topic I was searching for was in no way related, I assure you.
Don’t bother: it turns out we were an unwitting focus group for a porno remake of Conquest of the Planet of the Apes. It languishes in development Hell.
Related topic: I read this book recently:
In it, the author details an attempt by Soviet sientists to create man/Chimp hybrids, or “humanzees”. :eek:
I was struck by the word humanzee, and realized that:
The dominant male of our proposed troop of sex apes would be the Pimpanzee.
I’d tappanzee that
Arent we excepting Amanda Bynes?
Uh-huh. Sure.
:dubious:
I managed to read the word in the thread title as “monkupines” - and so dove into the thread wondering what use a cross between a monkey and a porcupine might be.
Answer: about as much use as what the OP proposed.
“But how did he…”
“very carefully”
Ah, good old Smashy. I always found it most amusing that the State he wanted to smash was Canada. Didn’t he get banned after Giraffe accused him of embezzling panhandler funds and funneling them to Paul Watson and the Sea Shepherds?
Just trying to bridge the gap between species, huh? 
So your business proposition basically eliminates the middleman so they can act on their own behalf has organ grinders?