Those bastards! They’ve killed Monopoly!
So you’re saying it’s dead?
Not dead, just discontinued.
It’s not dead. It’s just pining for the fjords.
The doggie. I was always the doggie.
No, it’s restin’. All that cash… lovely plumage.
Man, it’s a shame. All those memories of classic Monopoly money, now consigned to the dustbin of history. I guess my old copies of the game will become collector’s items once that line is discontinued.
Absolutely, you better buy them up now before it becomes impossible to find one of the 100 million copies in existence…
I heard that the real reason that they’ve discontinued the real Monopoly is that Monopoly and Anti-Monopoly collided and caused a capitalism-Marxism explosion. All the cash was destroyed so…
Anyone know if it’s still possible to find a classic version of Monopoly? You know, with the paper cash?
Why is mobo86 spreading rumors that Monopoly is being discontinued? It’s not! What gives?
OMFG!!!111!!! Monopoly is being DISCONTINUED!!!111!!!
The next thing you will tell us is that Scrabble has added more Q and Z tiles.
No they have simply removed them… No one uses Z or Q in any words.
Unless they want to fianlly accept the there are such words as RULZ and Quizblorg
Does anyone have the address where we’re supposed to send our existing Monopoly money in exchange for the new electronic doodad? I certainly don’t want the embarrassment of being caught with an illegal board the next time some friends want to play a game.
I heard the NSA is already gathering the names, addresses, SSNs and DNA profiles of everyone hoarding Monopoly cash in violation of the Monopoly Demonetarization Act of 2007.
So watch out.