I can’t remember when I’ve been so morbidly fascinated by a Pit thread.
Really, can somebody explain exactly what is insulting about ginger?
Believe it or not, I think that was a reference to Elton John, to go along with the whole “Fenris and the Jets” thing.
But I’m really not sure.
Skeezix, bravo! “Electric taunts/Bon vivant…” Brilliant stuff.
Allow me to make one thing perfectly clear:
I want Fenris.
(That was it.)
Esprix
I would prefer pies at dawn, but we’d have to work out the time differential.
What in the mind-altering fuck? I’ve seen some stupid threads here over the years, but this one, goddamn.
I was trying to help Montezuma. Too bad he didn’t listen. Now run along and accuse me of making threats again.
I ACCUSE YOU OF MAKING THREATS!!!
Whew…now I know how the parrot felt, all tuckered out after a long squawk.
oh. My. god.
shakes head
Blueberry pie, anyone?
You know, not everybody likes pies.
Cake! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers. . .
You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, “Let’s get some parfait,” they say, “No, I don’t like no parfait”? Parfaits are delicious.
-Donkey
Vas iss zis…scrumpy?
If I made an apology it would not be for Fenris and Biggirl.
Would you still accept it?
I wouldn’t, since they’re the people you were rude to. Duh. Yer not a real bright one there, are ya, cowboy?
Esprix
What the fuck is the atmosphere like on your world? Do you eat Energizer batteries on a regular basis? Just let it drop. Either apologize sincerely or just shut up.
Say, uh brother Nifty, ever wonder why we have nearly the same post count and I don’t have anywhere the same amount of people after my hide? It could have something to do with the fact that I don’t go around doing the equivalent of POKING PEOPLE IN THE FUCKING EYE WITH A VIRTUAL PENCIL!!
Though I think you just like the attention though…
You’re right, Andros, I don’t think anyone can turn down a parfait… hrmm… I could go for a good parfait right now, in fact.
But, you know something… pies are funnier. Whoever caught a parfait in the face?
Umm… ok.
Not the brightest crayon in the toolshed, are we? I don’t think the rest of us care if you apologize to us. They’re the ones you’ve been unloading on, dear. You know, Fenris and Biggirl. Those people.
I DEMAND PROOF THAT YOU HAVE FACTUAL INFORMATION THAT I HAVE LEGS TO RUN AWAY ON!
please provide cites…
:rolleyes:
Yes but they started it.
And besides I’m apologising for having to drag you all in this. Thats the apology.
Scrumpy is rocket-fuel disguised as apple-cider manufactured by evil farmers in Somerset. Oh, they add the rats to enhance the flavour, but it doesn’t help much. It probably explains why they talk funny in Somerset.
[kambuckta is going to defy the mods here, and pulls up a banana lounge and an esky full of Scrumpy, to enjoy the show] 
A Tro–er, An Ogre is not like a cake. An Ogre is like an onion. End of story!