Over at Cafe Society there was a nice little thread going on about the Daily Show. I was about to answer Montezuma there, but then realized my post would not be suited for CS.
First-- You stupid fuck. You see something nobody else sees because you’re browser blows chunks, then you’ve got the nerve to get upset when nobody knows what the hell you’re talking about. When someone is nice enough to explain what the problem is, you show your ass like the stupid dick you apparently are.
Second-- This is a public messageboard, asshole. When you post something, expect comments from the Peanut Gallery. If you have a private beef with someone, take it to e-mail— when you post expect replies to your post. When you post shit expect shit back.
Third-- Yeah, I’m talking to you. Yeah I ain’t nana or KarlGrenze and jumping right in the middle. I ain’t giving you any advice because you are obviously way too stupid to listen to anything but the voices in your head. The ones that tell you you are a stupid fuck who can’t see a browser blimp even when explained to you.
Only my third pit thread calling out another poster in my 3 years on the board. The second within a week. There must a sale at the asshat store.
I especially love how he gets self-righteous as to what he should call the OP. Even if the name was ‘just a shape’ , then that’s what you call the person. You don’t have to pronounce it, you just type it out. That’s the beauty of the internet. Even Prince could’ve kept his old name on a message board.
TO BIGGIRL: Since your such a ‘Biggirl’ You can get off my case ok?
To everyone else i’m sorry, especially the guy with the weird name
(It’s weird to me)I was just pissed because my son has slacked in his work at college and I have had to work longer hours last week.
You are officially my enemy now you ‘BIGGIRL’ you.
Seriously I have to do some serious but- kiising to you guys, I mean I come to you with my problems and you help, and yeah , I be an ass. I’m really really sorry. Especially to Karl, who was just trying to explain. Karl I’m sorry. And you as well Opalcat.
BIGGIRL: I could just squeeze your big cheeks and give you a big fat kiss you ‘Biggirl’ you! (SMOOCH)
Am I too be the only one that you will practice the defiled art of Assholery on? That’s good, you can spare everyone else.
You must have gotten an A in misplaced anger at Asshole School. A well attended yet hostile institution. Did they combine Whining 101 and Unprovoked Irritability into one two hour class? I’d be glad to see what they taught you in Enemy List: How to Create Them and What to do Once You’ve Got One.
