Montezuma, please take your Prozak and stop shitting in the nice thread.

BIGGIRL: Is that post supposed to show me what a ‘BIG’ Mature ‘GIRL’ you are with such long and complicated words?

Step away from the computer. You’re making yourself look very strange. I suggest you come back tomorrow when you’re less wired.

Err…you’re a really bubbly barbiturate?
A vivacious valium?
A tripping tranquilizer?

Oh, fine. I will shut up now.

I didn’t see this:

until after I posted the second time. Still. . .

Um, if you’ve got some soothing tea around the house Montezuma, now would be a good time to have some.

Woo Hoo-- meltdown action!

And that’s “depressive”, ok?

You don’t happen to “know” a pajama pants girl or have an irrational obsession with foreskins do you?

:rolleyes:

This is hilarious. Keep in mind, though, that it’s not just any Enemy List, it’s his official Enemy List.

Just out of curiosity, Montezuma, how far did you get in school before you dropped out? And how do I go about getting on the Enemy List?

BIGGIRL: I’m not your friend, I don’t like you, I don’t like the fact that your ‘Right here’

And anotherthing, assholery?

Hey…whatever happened with Pajama Pants Girl Boy? I was enjoying his magnum opus, and then he disappeared. Did he have a meltdown too?

Daniel

Us GROPOS don’t get along with flyboys,

Please, stop. You’re going to make her cry.

I’m sorry people. I can usually seperate the assholes from the raving lunatics. Assholes should be Pitted. Raving lunatics with assholish tendencies should be pitied.

In my defense I have a fever of 102. I know, it’s no excuse for subjecting you all to this.

This is the third time I’ve tried to post this. If this is a quadruple post then you will all know just how sorry I am.

Don’t mess with Biggirl, she might very well be the Queen of Sheba.

[sub]Bet you thought I forgot that one, didn’t you, Biggirl[/sub]

Biggirl, what did I tell you about moving rocks? The weirdest shit comes crawling out! Bad Biggirl, bad! :wink:

Since “your” so revengeful Montezuma, you can’t get off the crapper! Bwahahaha!

And anyone who’s an enemy of Biggirl is an enemy of mine. Official-like and all. 'Cause she’s cool and “your” poopful.

Now there are those who think that any enemy of Montezuma’s Revenge are enemies of theirs and I’m officially their enemy now.

Soon, we’ll be forming gangs. My gang, The Jets will take GD, CS, GQ, The Pit, IMHO, ATMB and Comments on Cecil’s Columns. Your gang, the “The Shirks” can have "Comments on Staff Reports. But only when there aren’t any new ones.

And if you try to date my sister, man, I’ll cut you man, I’ll CUT you!!

I bet you have ginger hair don’t you fenris?

Fenris and the Jets, Fenris and the Jets, still sounds weird to me.

And what does your gang ‘The Jets’ consist of? The shit I throw at you, and Biggirl.

And besides your sister? SHES ON THE LIST.

Am I the only one here who’s suddenly reminded of Paul Lazzaro from Slaughterhouse Five?
Kind of like Francis “Psycho” from Stripes, but without the sense of humour.

[sub]uh-oh! bet I just made THE LIST™[/sub]

Montezuma, ignore them. They’re just trying to piss you off, because they think it’s funny. Apparently they have nothing better to do than jerk themselves off by poking fun at people. Don’t play their bullshit game. Now watch them start attacking me for posting this - they can’t fucking help themselves.

(I would have sent you Email instead of posting, but you don’t have
Email enabled)

O.K… Now that my fevered mind has had time to think about it, I don’t think Monetzuma is a lunatic at all. I think he’s a pre-adolescent with a strange idea of how adults act when they’re amongst other adults.

Sure he said he has a son in that GD thread, but if you notice he doesn’t really know what a communist is. Or what a “son” is for that matter. So let me take it down to your level Monty.

I’m rubber and your glue. Whatever you say bounces off’a me and sticks on you!

Once again, King Nifty and I are in the same Pit-Thread and he’s talking about masterbation. Creepy and stalkerish though it may seem, there’s one inescapable conclusion.

He wants me.

Fenris

Well well well, if it isn’t good ol’ King Not-too-Swifty. One good asshole deserves another.

And I thought you wern’t going to post in the Pit anymore.