Oh ho! If it ain’t the other poster to have the honor of being called out to the Pit by yours truly this week. And there I was being nice by removing the temptation for you to post in The Pit and having your pit thread locked King Nifty.
Soooooo you guys. . .where is this two-for-one asshat store?
See what I mean? They can’t help themselves. Fucking pitiful.
You’re still posting here because you couldn’t figure out how to turn off email notification, aren’t you.
Your right Nifty. Maybe you and Monty should form a commiseration club for people who act like jerks and then whimper like babies when they get called on it.
The Why Can’t We Be Asshats Commiseration Society. The WCWBACS has weekly workshops in Assholery, Insincere Apologies and Clique Identification Technique. The WCWBACS is chartered at Asshole University.
AU-- Dedicated to those with short fuses on the lower end of the IQ scale.
I like how King Asshole thinks he’s clever by predicting that he’ll be mocked for being the pathetic little shit-gargler he is.
It’s like throwing a rock in the air, running underneath it, and then thinking you’re clever because you know you’re about to get smacked in the face.
Yeah, we’re all impressed. Now go play in traffic.
Great scott!!! I’m very seriously disturbed by this thread.
He has a son???!
I’m lost…what just happened? (Up there, the other posts)
Karl
King Nifty is stalking me ‘cause he thinks (rightly) that I’m hot and Montezuma wants to date my sister. And he has that “third-grade crush where you can’t admit you’re interested, so you pull their pigtails” thing goin’ on with the ever fabulous Biggirl, little realizing that she’s faaaaaaar too much woman for him.
I think that about sums it up.
Fenris
Uh, we actually have a poster called Monty, as well as Montezuma here.
Holy shitstorms, Batman!
This really is turning into a Parade Of Lunatics!
Well good goddam on a Sunday!
Do assholes have some kind of radar? Can they smell fear amongst their own? Did anybody bother to spray for assholes this week?
Fenris and the Jets?
[Elton John]
Fe fe fe Fenris and the Jets…
[/Elton John]
No, but I do. And I can’t figure out what the hell you’re talking about, even though I have the intelligence to go along with the ginger hair.
If this doesn’t stop, the wombats shall rule the space heater farms and the cheese will fly into the sun!
With apologies to Elton John
[sub](And pretty much everyone else, too)[/sub]
Hey Dopers, shake it loose together
The threadspotter’s hitting something
That’s been known to change the weather.
We’ll flame the fatted troll tonight
So stick around,
You’re gonna hear electric whinging,
Solid walls of sound.
[chorus]
Say, Monty and Nifty, have you seen them yet?
Ooh, but they’re so hacked off, Fe-fe-fe-Fenris and the Jets,
Oh, but they’re weird and they’re wonderful,
Oh, Fenris he’s-a really keen,
He’s got electric taunts, he’s bon vivant,
You know I read it in Threadspotting,
Oh, oh… Fe-fe-fe-Fenris and the Jetsssss
[/chorus]
Hey, Dopers, log onto the Dope Pit,
Maybe it’s slowed down,
But Fenris makes it fun ‘n’ shit,
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along,
Where we fight Ignorance in the streets
To find who’s right and who’s wrong…
[repeat chorus to fade]
Fe-fe-fe-Fenris, [sub]Fenris[/sub], Fenris, [sub]Fenris[/sub], Fenris and the Je-hetssss
Oh, and Biggirl? You know I love ya to bits, but would you mind not using taking anti-depressants as an insult? That’s one of my pet peeves.
kthnxby.
As for the subject of this thread, Montezuma, what the fuck have you been smoking and where can I get some?
Whatever?
Guinistasia: How did you get to only be kissed once at 25 I think?
Wow. Low. Way low.
:mad: :wally
Worst. Trainwreck. Ever.