Montezuma, please take your Prozak and stop shitting in the nice thread.

In your dreams. And my nightmares.

she shoots, she SCORES!!!

Frankly, I don’t care which it is…as long as it’s not in my Pit any more. Or on my board, for that matter.

I’m locking this thread.

Lynn
For the Straight Dope

Okay, if this thing is locked, why can I still post to it?

It was really weird reading this after it all happened.

Sorta like walking into a war zone after the soldiers and tanks have all packed up and gone home. You get to see the smouldering ruins and the rubble, but avoid the snipers and the crossfire.

I think I’ll shtay on my [hic] deckchair an’ enjoy the lull, ‘cos I’ve still got a couple [hic] of bottles of Scrumpy lef’ to polish off. [hic, burp]

Jus’ in case!

I had on a movie last night night that I wasn’t really paying attention to, when I heard one of the characters say some guy had “ginger haired balls.”

I have no idea what they were talking about, but thanks to this thread, I noticed that statement.

Ah, the good ol’ SDMB…fighting ignorance AND lack of attention to crappy movies. :stuck_out_tongue: :smiley:

This is the most open licked thread I have ever seen. It won’t DIE!!!

I like pie.

That should be “LOCKED” not licked. I wouldn’t lick this thread with King Nifty’s tounge.

So how long before I can get “Me like pie” out of my head?

What finally got the bozo banned?

I think he made fun of pie. I’d ban someone that did that. I like pie.

A lot.

Really.

The baker’s son (with Ph.D.)
One day came home from U of T.
“Say something smart!”, his father glared.
“Hmm - let me think - ah! pi r squared!”
“You’re wrong, my son.” the baker frowned,
“For cake are square - and pie are round.”

Looks like the hamsters now know how to pick locks.

Is it just me, or does a minor imperfection such as this makes the fabulous Ms. Bodoni all the more alluring?

Lock me up, Lynn, to set me free, you shameless tease you!