This does mean I can still flirt with whoever I want, as long as it’s not Montfort, right?
I’m…uh…flattered?
No really, thanks boys. Sorry though Montfort, you can’t have me…I’m partial to Llamas of Death. Unless…how well can you spit?
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DRY: I wasn’t offended. I was mostly amused, then very slightly irritated, but that was just me being greedy. I was stuck waiting on iampunha to post, and you weren’t, so you were allowed to run loose on “our” thread. Of course, I was limited by our own rules, and you were simply limited by the rules of the SBMB.
And, I’m flattered that a post dedicated to myself (well, my name is in the title!) has gotten (as of 9am Friday morning) 142 posts and over 1000 views. I honestly didn’t think we’d be going on this long – I figured that iampunha and I had maybe five or so ladies we’ve been “overlapping” on in various threads (yes, we did hijack them, I’m 100% guilty) that we needed to “sort out.” This monster grew too big.
Finally, DRY, I wasn’t flamed nor insulted. I realise the flexible properties in flirting and posting. Fine job, sir (just lay off my women :p).
Scotticher: Like I’ve said, the goal wasn’t to divide up all of the lovelies of the SDMB. Just a few. I’ll be honest – I don’t know you. Feel free to let me know you and you’ll show up on a list.
ssskuggiii: Alas, sadly, those are the rules. You’re his, and I can’t claim you without his consultation. He doesn’t have to know, though.
Ruffian: I’m rather adept at spitting. But, I’m more partial to flirt-partners who swallow, rather than spitting.
DRY, I wasn’t offended in the least. I just got a bit tired of seeing lots of responses and none of them directed at me.
Anyway, my next pick, as Montfort obviously hasn’t left yet, is . . . Scotticher, who I would have chosen sooner, but I don’t know her that well. Heck, anyone who’s complained so far has been chosen rather quickly.
And ssskuggiii, feel free to flirt with Monty. You’re a big girl, you can do what you want.
Okay, this is really my last post, as I’m not physically leaving until 2pm, but I’m swamped at work…
AudreyK, if you’re still lurking, it’s your turn.
Okay. My next pic is . . . Lilah.
::wanders over from other flirting thread::
Well, it’s abooooooooooooooooooout time!!!
Thank you so much, dear. 
I was having visions of being the last person standing alone on the playground. (Shudder)
Have I told you how much I like your pic?
Scotti
You’re very welcome I don’t think Monty and I are going to continue with this very much longer, as we’re running out of females. we’ve picked close to 60 so far and let’s face it . . . there aren’t 75 active female posters on the SDMB, at least not that I know of. And let’s face facts: a good number of those on the people pages aren’t regular posters.
You have, in fact, told me that you liked my pic, and if I remember correctly I’m on your crush list. I’m glad it pleases you to see me
Hijacking tip–middle of the night–like right now, is an excellent time to hijack threads.
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I’ve used that line on women before. 
Also “I didn’t know the gun was loaded” :eek:
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I really hope that no one reading this didn’t fail to see that…ahem…“coming”.
Now THIS sentiment, I COMPLETELY understand and respect.
(Oh, and by the way, I posted to this thread multiple times the one evening and didn’t come back to it until the next evening–I had NO IDEA so many ladies responded to my comments, and how big the hijack had gotten. But ladies? Thank you!)
But, geez, Patrick, don’t you know how to deal with this?
Just write a self effacing, mildly pitying post, even praising the other guy (women love classy guys). Use lots of sad smileys. For example:
Now if THAT doesn’t get a whole slew of ladies who can’t wait to flirt with you and console (and maybe do more with) you, NOTHING will.
[sub]Oh, and I hope you appreciate my advice, coming as it does at such a sacrifice to me. Because you KNOW some jealous shrew (I’m not mentioning any names but her initials are “AK”) is going to expose me the next time I pull this stunt.[/sub]
Oh, and finally, if you guys are both such big baseball fans, why haven’t we seen a batting order and starting rotation for each of your “teams” yet?
Why am I up at this hour? And why am I reading DRY’s post? Good lord, somebody save me!
:rolleyes: I appreciate the sacrifice, sweetie.
Myrr, go to bed!!
With you anytime, anytime
Ooh boy, I have a feeling I’m gonna get smacked for that one…
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*Originally posted by DRY *
Just write a self effacing, mildly pitying post, even praising the other guy (women love classy guys). Use lots of sad smileys. For example: <SNIP>
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Yeah, except people have gotten tired of that from me . . . you may have noticed I’m normally in one of four moods when posting: happy, sad, angry or really unhappy. Those are each extremes. Posting pity stuff gets me unhappy, which is not a fun place to be.
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*Originally posted by DRY *
Now if THAT doesn’t get a whole slew of ladies who can’t wait to flirt with you and console (and maybe do more with) you, NOTHING will.
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But, see, I don’t want people to flirt with me out of pity. I’ve gotten that and interpreted it incorrectly, which isn’t any fun for either person.
Batting order? Hel-LO, friend! Then I’d have to hold tryouts and see who had baseball talent, who was fast (as in ran fast), who was stronger, and all that sort of thing. I’m not even going to speculate on that unless some of these ladies have played baseball or softball.
As for my espn.com team . . . C Mike Piazza, NYM 1B Jason Giambi, Oak 2B Delino DeShields, Bal 3B Tony Batista, Tor SS Rafael Furcal, Atl LF Johnny Damon, KC CF Jim Edmonds, StL RF Sammy Sosa, ChC DH Frank Thomas, ChW. This game doesn’t allow for starting rotations, but if I had one it’d probably be baldwin, ankiel, maddux and alfonseca.
AAAAK! Sorry for that vB fiasco. I’ll try to make it simpler ITF.
No, I won’t, since you were sweet enough to start my birthday thread…
Well that’s a relief–I need those precious precious brain cells…though I think I may duck just in case you change your mind
Good Question. Why does ANYONE ever read my posts?
I, for one, am saving your Shakespeare quotations for a rainy day, and so that if in the future I perhaps find a purpose for them, I may successfully woo a woman into thinking I know Shakespeare beyond "Now am I dead, now am I fled, my soul is in the sky . . . " that’s not nearly as flirtacious as one might think 
I see I finally made it to someone’s list, near the bottom of page 3. And, iampunha, you want me to bring BabyBlue along too? :eek:
Well, I can see how I rate now! 
Geeez, you leave for 2 wks, and hardly anyone remembers you.
Not to worry, I’m only kidding, guys. I’m sure there must still be a few men who’ll flirt with me somewhere on this board.
Aren’t there? <insert questioning,hopeful smilie>