Has anyone else seen this thing in the window of the HMV at the corner of St.Cath and Peel? I know it’s supposed to be The Eye Of Sauron or whatever in the ads for TTT, but it DOESN’T look like an eye, it looks like a giant cooch that Saruman or G the W (can’t tell which) is about to fist majestically.
It’s got a fair amount of yellow in it, which I guess is supposed to say “eye” more than “huge woman-area about to swallow us all”, but the red at the centre just draws you in, and you can’t help seeing it.
Really, UDA and I can’t walk by it (which is often, since it’s on the way home for us) without giggling. Is it just because we’re lesbians or something?
Am I the only person who thinks this particular display was ill-advised? And please, let this be the only one out there. Oh god, it isn’t. Is it?
Actually, giant vulvas are taking over the planet as we sit complacently at our computers, believing that the largest vulva we’ll ever see might engulf various household items, not willing to contemplate a vulva that might engulf the house itself!!!
…Delivery…
You’re just the giant vulva, aren’t you?
…Candygram…
Well… ok… AAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Have you ever seen the flower paintings of Georgia O’Keefe?
What many of those images appear to be? 
Of course I have, don’t be silly.
I don’t think that the window display portrays either Tolkein or Jackson’s vision, though. It makes me feel dirty, and now I will forevermore refer to Sauron as “The giant c*nt”.
Just wait until later this month…
(Hope you don’t wear white!)
Isn’t there a huge white vagina (okay, vulva, technically, whatever) sculpture outside a Montreal art museum, too?
The museum vulva is black. (I think.)