“Belgian” isn’t derogatory enough?
Dammit, sqweels! Stop editing while I’m editing! 
“that’s right, all the moderators are loonies.”
Or you could send them on the obstacle course for upper-class twits.
“Rickman (Michael): Good afternoon and welcome to Wife-Swapping from Redcar. And the big news this afternoon is that the British boy Boris Rogers has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife for a Ford Popular and a complete set of Dickens. Well now, I can see they’re ready at the start and so let’s go over now for the start of the 3.30.”
Thank you, Onan!
At the end, award first prize to the girl with the biggest tits.
Hey, me too!
What are the commercial possibilities of bovine aviation?
Must be answered in French.
I want the blow to the head!
You’re a looney.
I am not a loony. Why should I be tarred with the epithet ‘loony’ merely because I have a pet halibut? I’ve heard tell that Sir Gerald Nabarro has a pet prawn called Simon - you wouldn’t call him a loony! Furthermore Dawn Pathorpe, the lady show jumper, had a clam called Stafford, after the late chancellor. Alan Bullock has two pikes, both called Chris, and Marcel Proust had an 'addock! So if you’re calling the author of ‘A la recherche de temps perdu’ a loony, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
You’re in luck - it’s the Lord Mayor!
Have the contestants explain the meaning of life. Bonus points for brevity/presenting the answer in drag.
Fixed that for you.
Well, it’s nearly seven thirty, and time for the penguin on top of your television to explode.
Time’s up! Sorry, I’m afraid you lose both the three piece suite, and your youngest daughter!
I command you to shut up!