Reginald Muadling.
Cor, that was lucky, I’ve never even heard of him.
…and now, a massage from the Swedish Prime Minister
:slap:::slap::::::slap:::::slap.
…and for those of you with the executive version of the SDMB…
Maturbation, the difficult one, some find it hard to do, and others find it hard to talk about.
Grunties.
Now you stay here, and make sure he doesn’t leave.
I do not want this tobacconist, it is scratched!
Good thing I didn’t tell him about the dirty fork.
I could be arguing in my spare time.
The Queen’s own Kamikazi Highlanders.
You needn’t eat the gammy leg, Thompson!
Ram’s Bladder Cup
I should think the package should bear a large red lable saying “Warning: Lark’s Vomit!”
But our sales would plummet!
Fuck your sales!
Hello children hello, it’s story time. Are you ready for this evening’s story?
Then we’ll begin
[rustling of pages]
One day, Rickie the magic pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumble down cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly grabbing her heaving shoulders and hurridly rushing her to the bed and ripping off her thin negligée …
What?!?
[quick flipping of pages]
Old Nick the sea captain was a rough, tough, jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea and loved to hang around, down by the docks where the men dressed as ladies …
What?!?
[quick flipping of pages]
Rumple Tweezer ran the dinky tinky shop at the foot of the wobbly dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade, down in Dingly Dell. There he sold contraceptives and …
WHAT?!?
[quick flipping of pages]
Mary Stokes was …
WITH A MELON?!?
[large book being slammed shut]
That’s all for story time tonight, children.
Anyway…
Inflamation of the foreskin
Reminds me of your smile…
And after the spankings…the oral sex!
Watteau, dear?
I’ve run rings around you logically!
And now it’s time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.
[kablammo]
Well how’d he know that?!?
It was an inspired guess, I suppose.
still no sign of land
And now, for something completely different…
He robs from the poor and gives to the rich…
Stupid Bitch!
What?
My nipples explode with delight!
Have we started yet?
Oh, Bevis, I thought you were so rugged!
Yes, it was the middle one.
But what if he’s got a pointed stick?
…and Victor did declare that the Lord was a rotten bastard…
This is an ex-thread!
Oh, and incidently, your film’s won a prize.
I’m sorry, I’m having trouble reading this thread.
Could you all type in a higher register? Thanks!
Shut Up!