Sick how? Headache? Sinus infection? Pink eye? Gas? WHAT???
You better be nice or I’ll sic my lackeys on ya.
My point was that you aren’t big and burly. You look like you weigh about as much as my cat. Leave it to you to take it as something to get defensive over though :rolleyes:
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“it’s all real”
“I KNEW IT!!!”
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
…I just realized the above could sound bad. I wanted to clarify, so that my cat wouldn’t get offended: Monty is a scrawny, geeky, weasely looking little guy, and his weight is the ONLY thing that is similar to my gorgeous, sweet, adorable, cute kitty.
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“it’s all real”
“I KNEW IT!!!”
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
Well, Monty, you’ve certainly beaten me in this argument. None of my relatives fought for the Axis, so I guess there’s no disputing you on the subject.
PS - Thanks for posting the link, Ursa Major.
So let me see if I’ve got this straight.
Angkins: This is my story; this is a weird thing that happened to me.
Lots of people: Geez, that’s terrible and kind of scary.
Monty & Diane: You Lots of people are all idiots! It’s obvious that Angkins is lying to you!
Lots of people: Huh? What makes you say that?
Monty: Incessant nitpicking stating that unlikely events are completely impossible.
Diane: It sounds exactly like an urban legend.
Lots of people: Er, Monty, unlikely doesn’t mean impossible. And Diane, we’ve never heard of any urban legend like this.
**Monty **: Bah! That’s because you’re all fools! Any idiot could see that Angkins is just lying for the attention!
Diane: Bah! You’re all idiots! I know for a fact that this is an urban legend even though no catalogue of urban legends lists it. I’ll come up with the proof when I have time.
(For that last post, the part of Diane will be played by Phaedrus.)
Am I following this correctly?
JMCJ
This is not a sig.
Now wait John, Angie lies all the time:
“My husband doesnt mind buying my tampons” Yeah right! like anyone buys that, sounds like a UL to me!
" My husband does housework, laundry etc"…another totally outrageous thing to say, like I buy that!
And the topper…from the what dog are you?
“I am a Burmese Mountain Dog”…I flat out dont beleive it! Prove it, I want facts missy! Like I am gonna take the word of a delusional troll like you on a matter of great importance like what type of dog you are!
She is almost compulsive in her lying…and as much as it pains me to admit…she has posted under a different identity too…
Angkins is really…PitBullDawg.
WHAT!!!
I am PitBullDawg? HOLY SHIT! I didn’t even know! What should I do? Another secret identity revealed! DAMN IT!
Well, yeah, that is bizarre.
Having been married to the same bi…er woman for 30 long ones, I must say that I would never help my wife fold pillow cases.
My chin is too small. You need a good chin to fold pillow cases. I bet Jay Leno would be good at that.
Please don’t flame me. I have a heart condition.
Perhaps this is not the time or the place for a light heart or good humor but:
Wally: ROFLMAO!!! Thank you. I needed that. 