Monty, you are a wretched LIAR!

Read the rest of the thread, sunshine. Look for a post from me with your name in it.

Liar. But at least it’s a NEW lie that tries to evade the central facts here by suggesting that you actually know you lied after all. The evidence strongly suggests that you can’t even keep your lies straight any more.

No, honey, what you’re thinking about is that a handful of intellectually honest posters have showed up.

I know how much you hate that, though. I’m sure it spoils yours and others’ hateful self-delusions about feeling justified in so viciously attacking me for telling the truth.

That has GOT to be one of the most hilarious, dead-on, arrogant-lying-asshole-deflating posts I’ve ever read! Welcome to the Straight Dope, Sheerdee! Yee-ha!

I remember that thread very well, thank you.

It had you nutting out all over the place, calling everyone a wide variety of nasty names, pretty much flipping out. And this was in Great Debates too.

Nice. Real nice.

And what is this with the complete quoting of others’ posts, and having to quote only one person per post? What is the deal with you? You can master the colorful text function but can’t figure out how to edit quotes?

Yeesh. As if the hamsters need that.

For all the sub-morons who have suggested that Sheerdee Light is my “sock puppet” (or I his, for that matter), I’m bound to point out the very, very obvious facts and say that if I could be that downright hilarious and pomposity-deflating, I’d let Monty and SPOOFE lie and abuse me all they wanted!

Only a specious sub-moron would imagine that Sheerdee’s posts and my own could have been written by the same person. But there’s obviously plenty of specious sub-morons here, so I’m not surprised by such idiotic accusations!

What the fuck MORE do you want? The fact that you can’t bring yourself to admit that my apology was sincere is just more proof that you have no respect for honesty. You’re obviously just a sad, bitter, hateful, whining little wretch who is here for no other reason than pure, vicious vengeace.

What stupid shit you have for brains, woman! What an offensively dishonest and hatefuly unfair rant! When you start attacking all the assholes like you who have come here for no other reason than to post vicious personal attacks that completely evade the facts, THEN I’ll listen you your laughable, sanctimonious bullshit about “hamsters”!

Why don’t YOU shut the fuck up, since it’s obvious you have absolutely NOTHING of any value to say? Maybe I’ll think about your idiotic complaints when YOU stop posting!

Yep, outright fabrication and lies and continually denying responsibility for your own mean-spirited actions probably increases anxiety and tension. Lyin’ for the Lord might get you into one or other of your LDS heavens (but only if your God endorses lying, of course), but it’s no good for you in this world, that’s for sure.

What a pathetic, simpering, smarmy fucking asshole you are.

Not that we needed reminding, of course.

Funny, that’s what honest people think of you! What are the odds?

You mean you expected more from such a lying, sanctimonious lackwit like Monty?

I guess hope springs eternal! Me, I expected nothing more from him that just exactly the lying, evasive vomitus he spewed forth. I guess I’m more of a realist.

You know, reading this thread is kind of like watching a train wreck on slow motion. I know that nothing good can come of it. I know that, in the long run, I’d be better off just ignoring it, but it holds my interest for some macabre reason.

ambushed, do you really think that you’re doing yourself any favors by continuing to hurl personal insults at everyone who disagrees with you? You’ve managed to alienate the vast majority of your perspective audience just by acting like a total asshole. Maybe you’re justified. Maybe not. It doesn’t really matter. The point is, you’re converting almost everyone who reads or responds to this thread into your enemy by the sheer force of the vitriol you’re spewing.

Maybe Monty lied. Maybe he misunderstood you. No one cares anymore. You will be remembered as the loser of this particular pitting because of you inability to keep a cool head.

At this point, I full expect you to label me a “liar” or an “idiot”. Maybe you’ll insist that I have the reading comprehension of a retarded, dyslexic monkey. I’m sure there are plenty of ways that you can insult me. But do you know what? Doing so will only make you seem even more unstable than you’re already coming across as. Insulting me for pointing out the obvious fact that you’re hurting your position with every post will only serve to undermine your position even more.

Take my advice. Step back and cool off some. You’ll see that everyone has stopped caring about whether you’re right or wrong. They’re just fueling your anger in an attempt to make you dance for their amusement, and you’re obliging them. Hell, I found it amusing at first, too. But I think it’s time for this particular train wreck to end.

Okay, I’m done for tonight. If you dishonest, hate-fueled ranters want more responses from me to grow this thread ever longer, just keep on slinging such hateful, petty, fact-evading bullshit and I’ll respond later.

Maybe we’re all bozos on this bus, but I believe that honest people can easily tell the difference between the handful of honest posts here and the lies and bullshit and gang-banging abuse that has been pretty much dominated this thread.

Maybe Monty will find the intellectual honesty to admit his offenses and I can call it quits here. Or maybe the Cubs will win the penant. Who knows?

G’night!

I took your half-hearted “apology” in the spirit in which it was given. Piss-poor non-apology, still admitting that you believe that I approve of “child abuse,” (the “abusive” treatment of children), but you do say that you wished that you’d phrased your sentiments a little nicer.

You’re not for real.

‘Kin’ hell - 6 refutation posts in a row… you’re not related to Zenster are you, ambushed?!?

In other news: give it a fucking rest will ye?

LIAR!!!
[sub]Sorry, couldn’t help myself…:D[/sub]

Yes you could! You could help yourself. You could!

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!

You both are being hate-filled and dishonest. You are truth-hating!!!

YOU ARE LYING THROUGH YOUR STINKING TEETH!!!

I didn’t get a rebuttal. I didn’t get a single gratuitous personal slur.

:: sniff ::

Nobody likes me. I’m going to sit in a corner and eat worms now.

(Well, either that, or ambushed is tacitly admitting to using a certain amount of hyperbole. Which is not much of an admission, but may be all we’re going to get … )

Please God, although I am an atheist so you owe me nothing, could see your way clear to killing this thread? In return I promise I will never kick a puppy again and I won’t swear for a whole fucking week…
The Great Unwashed