Monty, you are a wretched LIAR!

You’re a pathetic, blatantly disingenuous LIAR, Monty! You apparently have no self respect or self discipline when it comes to being honest and telling the truth! In any case, it’s blindingly obvious from your lies that you either hate the truth or don’t have any idea how to recognize it. And your reading comprehension isn’t much to be proud of, either!

In your lie-filled post here:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=3999994#post3999994

you wrote:

That’s a flagrant LIE!!

I replied here:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=3998432#post3998432

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Here is your lie again:

Here is what I actually wrote in the post you are lying about, which disproves your dishonest assertion: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=3999994#post3999994

It is a bald-faced LIE to say, as you so wretchedly and dishonestly did, that with those words I was stating that “the PURPOSE of the temple recommend interview was for the PURPOSE of gratification.”!

First of all, you sad, pathetic liar, my statement clearly included a joke reference. An unfunny one in poor taste perhaps, but an attempted joke nonetheless, rather than the absolute statement of universal fact that you so miserably and dishonestly assert that I made.

But as we’ve all seen from the actual words I posted from believing, practicing, service-attending Mormons, the joke was intended to point out the true fact that some LDS officials have behaved with shameful prurience towards young girls during private interviews. Let me quote again the words of a believing, practicing, service-attending Mormon regarding that very point. From: http://www.exmormon.org/mormon/mormon197.htm

So the clear, undeniable truth is that you LIED. NOWHERE did I claim that the very purpose of such interviews was “gratification”, a word I didn’t even spell out in full and then substituted with another! My statement is completely factual and truthful as it stands, joke reference and all.

But then you LIED again!! Here’s what you said in your final, lie-filled post:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=4012130#post4012130

LIAR!! It’s an ever so slightly different LIE, but it’s a LIE nonetheless!

Again: (1) I said that the practice was not a general one. It only happens to some, but it happens.

(2) My only statement in which I only started using the word “gratification” was a joke in which I corrected the letters “gratifica…” to “satisfaction”. All you can honestly say about that is that you didn’t find it funny (and I wouldn’t blame you for that). You CAN’T claim from anything I said – which was adequately qualified – that I claimed that the very purpose that such interviews exist is for personal gratification or prurience! But you said it anyway, because you’re a liar!

(3) I factually backed up the fact that some LDS officials have at times crossed the line with factual quotations from actual Mormons who experienced exactly that! My proof can be found in my post: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=4012092#post4012092

Bottom line: I told the truth, but YOU LIED!
Have you no integrity, Monty? At last, have you no integrity at all? Or are you just too dull-witted to be able to understand the fact that you repeatedly LIED in your vindictive personal attacks against me? The ONLY way to defend yourself is to show and cite exactly where I allegedly wrote that the very PURPOSE of such interviews was for prurient purposes and further that I claimed this happens in EVERY case.

Since you obviously cannot do that, the only alternative is that you must admit that you viciously LIED and based your attacks against me on your own LIES!

In any event, your ignorant and dishonest attacks against me completely missed their target because they are nothing but lies. If you want to make a legitimate point, you need to be intellectually honest in your points rather than just distort and misrepresent the facts and lie and lie so shamefully!

Is this a meltdown?
Is this our second meltdown in two days?
Do meltdowns always include colored text?
Is it possible for a “pittee” to meltdown as a “pittor” in an OP?
Does this happen often?
Will the hamsters survive the night?

So many questions, so little time, so many time-outs.

Ah, what a night…

Ambushed, you’re full of shit. Now smoke a bowl and calm down 'fore you explode.

This is his M.O., I’ve learned.

And the colored text is oodles of fun, isn’t it?

Is it a bad thing that when I finished reading this rant I was tempted to scream

Have you no decency!!!?”

:smiley:

Oh, and I’m not really seeing anything Pit worthy here…

Why did you start a new pit thread to pit the OP of a pit thread?

The hamsters are not amused…

SPOOFE, you went out of your way to actually <I>defend</I> that contemptible, shit-for-brains LIAR who used cheap, despicable tricks to lie further about his lying. He LIED, over and over again, yet because you’re so friggin’ fucked up high yourself you stupidly bought his transparent, sub-moronic bullshit and refused to even bring an iota of honesty and integrity to the discussion!

You appear to have as much loathesome contempt for simple honesty as Monty does! Why can’t you people tell the truth??

PROVE your idiotic attacks against me or apologize!

Seriously. It’s possible to respond to a pitting within the same thread ambush. No need to stress out the poor hamsters any more than necessary by starting a brand spankin’ new one to respond.

You’re not new, you’d think you would’ve picked up on that little tidbit by now…

I didn’t. I am flaming Monty’s stupid, despicable LIES in the GQ thread. His contemptibly dishonest rants here in the Pit are beneath contempt.

There’s method in ambushed’s madness?

I’ve no idea. I’m extremely color-blind so it really doesn’t do a thing for me.

Roundguy: This thread certainly seems to answer my query:

Obviously, it’s “both.”

Futhermore, it’s Monty who needs to be called to accout, not me. By furthering that liar’s lie-filled thread, I’m forced to play in his ballpark, in which he uses still more lies to attack me because I called him on his lies.

Furthermore, it doesn’t matter a fetid pair of dingo’s kidneys where a post is made. It doesn’t make any difference to the hamsters since there’s no additional work involved.

No, actually, I go out of my way to mock a delusional madman with spittle flying from his mouth with enough force to achieve escape velocity.

I’m also calling to question your cowardice in starting another thread, rather than responding to the evidence that Monty brought to light already.

It’s deliciously ironic that here you are defending lies and sexually inappropriate behavior! You vigorously defended legal child abuse, after all.

Get a grip.

In your world, everyone who dares to disagree with you seems to be a reprehensible liar, and they all seem to be in on some evil plot or something to spread these horrible LIES LIES LIES. And you’re always beyond overwrought over the trauma of it all. You poor thing.

Please. Give it a rest. The melodrama won’t fly here. Neither will the bright blue lettering.

Ambush, back up the little yellow bus, guy. Did you happen to miss Monty’s rant on you, made about 10 hours before this one? You know, the one you responded to?

Or do you not remember posting in that thread, fun blue script and all? Do you always find yourself missing large chunks of the day? Might want to get some help for that.

Or you could just lay off the booze.

I’ve seen better pits on my waitress at Der Schnitzelbank.

Ah, but everyone else is the liar! But not you! Never you! :rolleyes:

ambushed, I think your over-the-top tactics and tricks are going to get more attention now than they did in that previous thread.

So, I’m just gonna sit tight—this should be fun. I don’t think the good folks in the Pit are going to give you a free pass.

You and Monty LIE through your loathesome, stinking teeth, I called you on it, and you both viciously attacked me for doing so. Yep, you’re the one to talk!

EVIDENCE?? You call Monty’s cheap, flagrant lies “evidence”??

That tells me all I need to know about your lack of impartiality and honesty! The EVIDENCE proves that I told the truth and you two LIED!

PROVE your stupid, laughably delusionary calumnies by showing exactly where I claimed that the PURPOSE of such interviews exist was for prurience and that such prurience was a factor in EVERY interview as the sub-moronic, lick-spittle LIAR Monty repeatedly claimed I did, or back the fuck off and admit you guys are LYING!

Ah. It’s all so familiar. Big all caps, hysterical rhetoric and feverish accusations of LIES LIES LIES.

Takes me back, it does. Good times. Good times. Good ol’ ambushed is back to his old tricks.

babe, once again you have no clue as to what you’re blathering about! As for the rest of you, why can’t you cite FACTS instead of so mindlessly attacking me for telling the truth?

WHERE did I write, as Monty repeatedly lied: “the purpose of the temple recommend interview was for the purpose of gratification.” What the fuck is wrong with you folks? Isn’t the truth an absolute defense? Why are you sticking up for such blatant and willful dishonesty from Monty and SPOOFE, etc?

Why are you ignoring the facts?

Stop blathering and TELL THE TRUTH!!