Jesus H Christ on a Harley-Davidson and Allah in his sidecar!
This is THE PIT, people! Not GD!
Rule #8 of SDMB: Thou shalt have no meaningful and/or insightful discussions in The Pit, as once threads are here, they generally don’t get moved back up in the world.
You wanna discuss his 2nd Amendment right to be a bigot or the (fainter every post) possibility he ain’t one, post it in a forum that cares.
I realize you folks are some of the most insanely rational (i’m looking your way, Sua and Tom) and level-headed we have here, but you really have to cut loose once in awhile, especially when it’s so justly deserved.
(This entire post typed while laughing uproariously. Carry on, carry on.)
Anybody else picturing ‘Buddy Christ’ giving the thumbs up to a stern-looking man in a turban as they whizz by you on a dusty desert road?
No? Just me?
Okay. Carry on. 
Well, now I am…
Please.
Everyone knows that Scientology is the evil religion.
You guys are anylizing this fuckwad’s words like he’s a fucking prophet or something.
“Yes, but what does ‘is’ mean in this context?”
“I’m not sure, but if you look at the placement of the period, I think you’ll get a better idea of what he’s trying to convey.”
“I disagree. The period placement is irrelevant. What you really need to examine is what he means by ‘evil.’ Is it newborns-in-a-microwave evil, or just masturbating-on-a-Saturday-night evil?”
“OK, but did he really mean to say Joseph Smith, or Emmitt? Because it really would make much more sense if he had said Emmitt Smith.”
Happy (to ignore Monty2_2001 until he makes a few more posts to prove whether or not he really is a bonafide fuckwad)
Listen, you grass-clutching buggerer, you pederastic spanker of little girls’ bums. you declivitous necrotic tumor* on the face of the Internet, I insulted Monty2_2001 in my OP. So go whack off with a rusty cheese grater.
You’re right, that does feel good. 
Sua
*We actually used this in a court brief I helped write.
Um, Esprix, the big fella wanted me to remind you that the campain slogan actually was:
Chthulu, the greater of two evils…
Sua said…
The whole phrase? Really? Musta been an interesting day in court.
SisterC - who’s still waiting to hear from gobear about the Presbyterians. 
Heh, can I borrow that for my sig?
BWAHAHAHAHA! Thanks, Sua, that made my day!
F_X
Knock youself out, Venoma!
Happy
Wow, that’s the most anyone’s said to me in the time I’ve been here. Ever. However, I need to correct you. I’m much closer to the ass of the Internet than the face. And if “bigoted freak” is an insult, I’m Pope Ignatius III.
-Plavacek, aka Pope Ignatius III.
Actually, it was “Chthulu. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?”
Sister Coyote, here’s the sentence from the motion brief –
The lead attorney on the case has a strong lyrical streak. As you imagine, I really like working with him.
Sua