Entertaining to me at least:
I’m going to Puerto Rico!!!
My Daughter Is going To Costa Rica Next Week And I’m A Nervous Wreck
In MPSIMS:
I’m going to Puerto Rico!!!
Mmm, Mango Slices
In MPSIMS:
**Have any women here twicefolded their bosoms?
Yep, I’ve changed again!**
More fun with View New Posts:
**What can I do about my small nipples?
Does dowsing for water really work?
Dating pickups that actually WORK
What car maintenance should I get done?
Parenting dilemma
Fourteen year old girls smuggling grapefruits in bikinis
Foreign Salutes
Hugs
evangelism and charity
You bought me what?!
Best method for killing someone? Do you support this?
Veganism**
Here in MPSIMS:
**Gah!!! Spider!!! Spider!!! Spider!!! Spider in my pants!!!
He wants to go for coffee!!! **
The exclamation points kinda help tie them together. 
From the Pit today:
To the mother with the I.Q. of a bag of frozen peas…
Enough with the incompetent flirting
(She’s doing the best she can with the tools she has.)
Aarg stupid video games!
How hard can it possibly be to drive through a tunnel?
(Ah, the tunnel driving game, that is a hard one.)
What I REALLY wanted to say to my asshole boss
Fuck Castro and his Apologists-enemies of freedom
(No one said working at Pinkos-R-Us would be fun.)
From yesterday but still cracks me up when I think about it:
Enough with the incompetent flirting
Pick up your dog’s crap already
(But the “look what you almost stepped in” technique always works for me!)
Ask the Iraqi Information Minister
Should I buy a new (used) car?
From MPSIMS:
Laws of Physics:1 Getting nookie:0 (TMI warning)
I can’t believe I saw you put that in your mouth
SDMB Seminary and Convent…
Another Pit Thread in the Making
Foreign terms of endearment
Air bubbles in the chest
Arkansas, the home of the world’s biggest asshole
Dang, my hand smells great
I think I’m dying.
Should I buy a new (used) car?
MPSIMS:
I think I’m dying.
What’s the closest you’ve come to death?
What’s the closest you’ve come to death?
my ass is expanding at an alarming rate
Spotted yesterday:
Post your encounters with dead, stinky animals (TMI?)
I can’t believe I saw you put that in your mouth
Why don’t female porn stars get organized?
Inertia
Yesterday in MPSIMS, with one slightly paraphrased:
What’s the closest you’ve come to death?
I’m going to be an elementary school teacher!
Just now in MPSIMS:
I start with a new therapist this morning. Yecch!
and
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why am I talking to this guy? warning: introspective ramble
It’s not quite sequential – there are a few titles in between – but this is irresistable in IMHO:
**How do you spice up your sex life?
Yee-Haw!! Sodomy!!**
Now in IMHO
Would you eat a chocolate Jesus?
I’d do anything for love (but I won’t do that) - a poll of sorts
In Cafe Society:
Madonna Flushes Her Toilet Again?
Help me identify this piece of music